"Dude! You bogarted the last cookie!!" "Heh...yyyyyyyeaaaahhhh...."
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Bush: Hold on a second Ted, where do Dutch people come from?
Ted: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Bush: And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Ted: Nice try. -See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Or maybe it's Hastert, I can't tell the jowls apart. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Hastert, yes.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Hastert: *Cough* Cough* oh man, this shit is harsh! Bush: Wow man, I can see my eyelids. Hastert: Heh, dude, I got the munchies. Bush: You always have the munchies fatass. Heh heh, burn... Hastert: Fuck you man. Bush: Maybe later.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Among the extras on the Fahrenheit 9/11: 25th Anniversary Datacrystal Edition was a surprise interview between Michael Moore and former President George W. Bush.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Hastert : "Mr. President, are you almost finished? My arm is getting tired."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Hastert: Man! "What crawled up your ass and died!?!" Bush: (chuckles) "Eat it Denny: it's what you get for losing us Congress."
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Jabba and that little rat thing that hung around him.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Maaaan, Hassie, you look like a giant bowl of pudding...mmmmm...puddinnnnng...
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Hastert: Need another page yet Mr. President?
Bush: Nooooo, this here one ain't through yet. Yoweee!