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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
I talked it over with legal counsel. It seems we CAN get away with just saying "You can't register if you're under 13"... Goddamn COPPA. May whoever proposed the rotten legislation ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!

Anyway, you can register now.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
He tells me this AFTER I write the personality file. *KICK*.

Of course there's a whole other story behind the damn ubb, it's kind of like unstable chemical materials. Falls apart at the slightest nudge.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I'm tempted to bring up a Dune reference, but I can't quite think of any.

I'm going to have to research this law thing, though. It's sounded weird to me from the beginning.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Just because something's handed down from on high doesn't mean it has to be sensible or reasonable.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
[Just putting my 2¢.]

Anyone who's ever been in the military can vouch for that!

--Baloo

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Frist, darn tootin right! (Isn't that what you yanks say?).

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Um... It's just "darn tootin'", w/o the "right". And, no, we don't say that. :-)

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
But Yosamite Sam says it! (I think...)

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Uh, Daryus. I hate to tell you this, but Sam is a cartoon. (sorry)

the expression is a very old one. might be a good question for Cecil.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Yes, well, Yosemite Sam also says "Great horny-toads!" Don't expect to hear many Americans saying that, either. Um... Except maybe in jest... :-)

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
My vision of the U.S. is ruined.
 
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Uh, Yosemite Sam is Southern. He's a Dixie Man with a Union name. "Yanks" refer to Northerners.

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
As someone who lives in the south (South Carolina), no, no one says that. Unless they're drunk...really drunk.

Actually I always figured Yosemite Sam was from the mid-west. Kind of like a munchin trigger-happy cowboy. Foghorn Leghorn on the other hand is definately from the south though.

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Posted by brnoe on :
 
TSN,
You a Bowie fan also??

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
brnoe: Um... Actually, I'm not too familiar w/ his stuff, other than "Space Oddity". :-)

As for "Yank", I was under the impression that foreigners used it to refer to anyone from the US...

Foghorn Leghorn is from the "Deep South". Yosemite Sam is more of a "Wild West" type...

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
*SHOCK HORROR*.
What you mean that you people don't actually speak like that? You've just obliterated my entire belief system. Destroyed the cornerstone of my existance. I'll have to retire to a himilayan monastery and ponder this at length to come to terms with it.

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"Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".

Wise, wise words.



 


Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
The cartoon network is going to run "June Bugs". 48 hours of Bugs Bunny, starting tonight at 11. I'm going to get some pop corn and relive my childhood, again!!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
My grandma talks like that.....

~LOA

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Liz: We'd expect no less from you... ;-)

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 




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