These are the top 10 things I would like to see in Enterprise next season.
1. Enterprise crew getting killed off. 2. Actuall Faults in the ship that get crew killed off. 3. A dipper crew member with full turban. 4. Thugged out crew member using ebonics. 5. Actors from different countries in the show. 6. Ugly ass aliens. 7. A toilet on enterprise. 8. The ship chef, who bitches alot. 9. Bitches and hoes. 10. A well written show (haven't see one yet)
Posted by Capped In Mic (Member # 709) on :
i'm having trouble telling whether this is a joke or not. obviously, your opinion is that you havent liked any scripts so far, and want to see good ones. but 'bitches and hoes'?!?!... they have other shows for that, you know. (btw, i consider t'pol to be a bitch anyway)
Posted by Spike (Member # 322) on :
I hope we'll see at least one other Starfleet vessel next season.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Supahero: I suggest you tune into UPN approximately 24 hours later than you might at present.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Or, really, at any time, excepting Buffy. Well, depending on your opinion of Willow. Ha!
Posted by Ultra Magnus Pym (Member # 239) on :
Bitches and Hoes indeed.
When you are gone, it is good. When you post, it is not so good.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Gee, Brown_supahero, way to make a constructive criticism. It's so nice to see that you've made logical suggestions for the future of Enterprise.
Good thing you weren't around to say this stuff in 1988. You'd probably be offering the same insightful comments for The Next Generation.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Well, Siggy, TNG had bitches and hoes ... Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
WOW....Worf dressed as a pimp...& when he walks by, the music is this combination of Goldsmith's Klingon march & "Superfly"...
[ June 28, 2002, 08:33: Message edited by: Shik ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I always thought Data was more of the pimp, myself.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Picard was da pimp, yo.
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :
Riker got more ass than any of them.
At least he did until Worf went to DS9.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oh, come on! Data was THE pimp! I mean, he was a walking, talking vibrator!
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :
BUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ
FASCINATING. YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING AN ORGASM.
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
Why not replace some important guy like Phlox with the Mad Chef? He'd be a hell of a lot more interesting anyway
Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :
Actually I find Phlox to be one of the more interesting characters...
I find it funny where I live that people consider UPN to be BET 2. I have always said this, move Star Trek to another station and it will do better regardless if UPN is Paramount owned.
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
Ok, not Phlox, but that annoying Reed guy...
Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :
To me Reed is the star of the show. He seems to be far more interesting than Archer. Everyone seems to be more interesting maybe they should drop Mayweather or something.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Mayweather wouldn't be so bad if they'd just do something w/ him. I say dump Archer.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
They should replace all the actors with monkeys, and call the show Monkeyprize. And there would be prizes. Like a gameshow. Only in space. With monkeys. For the season finale they'd fight the Dominion.
Posted by Ultra Magnus Pym (Member # 239) on :
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
great idea!!!!!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
What I find interesting about Enterprise is that the development on some of the minor main characters seems to be greater than the major main characters. I think Phlox and Hoshi have been developed far better (and indeed, seem more human) than Archer, T'Pol, or Tucker.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
Tucker is the only character i give a shit about.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Connor Trineer would stay aboard as the host then... and he would always get into trouble and the monkeys would save him for prizes! I am all about this show!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Super's post was funny.
Phlox one of the best characters; Archer one of the worst.
The Monkeyprize idea sounds farkin funny - and I rekon it could really take off!
"So, Marge was made of chimps!"
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :
I'd like to see the sets be darker, Archer to become less of a goody goody (Please, writers, watch some TOS). I'd like to see some aliens that aren't just wearing prothetic foreheads but are bizarre and truly strange, maybe make a energy entity a part of the crew. I'd like to see Phlox not be able to cure something. I'd like to see T'Pol naked. I'd like to see Hoshi having dirty dirty kinky sex. I'd like to see Mayweather stop smiling for an entire episode. I'd like to see Reed not being written as a trigger-happy loner at some point. I'd like to see Trip accidentally push the wrong button and seriously mess up the ship and then try to cover it up because he's too obsessed with being a great engineer. I'd like to see less blatent parallels with Middle Eastern events. I'd like to see all of these things. I don't think it's gonna happen, though.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
I would like to see a Red Alert, a Battle Stations, or at least a bloody General Quarters. I would like to see running lights along the bottom of the view screen. I would like to see Archer acting like a Starfleet officer, instead of a Cub Scout troop leader.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I'd like to see Reed not being written as a trigger-happy loner at some point."
But he is a trigger-happy loner. You may as well as for Mayweather to be written as a white guy in some episode.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
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