See the Autobot Micromaster Rescue Patrol, the Autobot Classic Pretenders, and the Decepticon Mega Pretenders.

See Emirate Xaaron and Iacon.

See Primus's eternal battle with Unicron.

See Bludgeon's eternal battle with German vehicles.

See Grimlock question a god, smash a Mega Pretender, and get shot in the back, in that order.

(BTW, in case you're confused, the Pretenders are regular Transformers with humanoid shells. There's just the six Pretenders and the four Micromasters.)

As we begin our story, the above characters have been teleported to the center of Cybertron by accident...

• The cover... (555K)
  
• I told you, wonderful writing and amazing artwork (489K)
  
• Grimlock will stand up against his creator, but can't even pronounce "hallucinate" (474K)
  
• That Keeper can do neat stuff (460K)
  
• Guess what Xaaron transforms into and win a prize (449K)
  
• The Decepticon Pretenders have niftier shells (486K)
  
• Primus looks like...Hot Rod? (515K)
  
• That orange/blue guy is probably Prima, I think (429K)
  
• Well, I guess when you don't need the plot device anymore, you get rid of it... (449K)
  
• Mindwipe should really have someone look at that, erm, injury (466K)
  
• Name everyone in that second panel and win a prize (474K)
  
• You see, Jazz is a Porsche... (460K)
  
• You see, Bumblebee is a Volkswagen... (468K)
  
• I'll bet Seawatch is a German boat too... (477K)
  
• Grimlock finds a use for his head (489K)
  
• His reaction to getting shot is "Huh?" (415K)
  
• I suppose a god's scream would be loud... (482K)
  
• Ack... (386K)
  
• Now, this is how you end a story. (443K)
  

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Megatron: "Waspinator, salvage Inferno."
Waspinator: "Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?"

[This message was edited by The Shadow on April 14, 1999.]
 

Frank is right though. About everything. Especially Mindwipe's injury.

Xaaron can't transform. He's to old. Ironhide? Pah, young whippersnapper. Kup? eh, I remember when he wet himself.
Now, what did he used to transform into? (since the majority of alt.toy.transformers don't know, I'm not real hopeful on an answer)

And he's especially right about Hot Rod and Primus. I hereby present proof! Hot Rod and Primus hanging about, havning fun with their most favourite people in the universe.

Bonus points for guessing who is who. Without looking at the captions.

I am now off to copy Hot Rod, and grow a big white beard in the style of my creator. Father Christmas.

SEE? Do you SEE?

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 14, 1999.]
 

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
 

Hot Rod is Prime. No wait. He is Prime. In the future. But he is also Primus. In a way. Or something.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

 

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Megatron: "Waspinator, salvage Inferno."
Waspinator: "Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?"
 

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot
 

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot
 

And why does Starscream have a different coloured face on the two pages he's on?

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot
 

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Ultra Magnus: "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy...okay, give me the bomb."
 

I never saw that one.

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An unborn scream burst in my stomach,
and spread like cold mercury through my chest.
I covered my face with my hands, but kept looking through my fingers.
"Write that down!", he told the stick.
"Is visibly destroyed, yet unable to turn away".

- Blue Jam
 

I'm sure Frank could do this weekly...I'd do it too, if anyone is curious to see Galvatron destroy the combined might of the Autobot Wreckars and the Decepticon Mayhem attack squad.

And if someone's got target: 2006, PLEASE could you do it?

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot