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Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :

I've recently developed an interest in time machines that have appeared in sci-fi shows or movies. Anybody know of a good website that chronicals the use of time machines in showbiz?

Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :

http://www.answers.com/topic/time-travel

Probably not what you are looking for, but there is some really interesting stuff here. Also linked is a bbs that is rather interesting as well.

[Smile]

Posted by HerbShrump (Member # 1230) on :

My Uncle Rico bought one on Ebay. You could try there...

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

But don't forget to put in the crystals.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

You could accuratly predict a solar eruption and then dial a gate that will take you through said solar event propelling you forward or back through time OR find the planet that Harry Maybourne is on and look for a puddle-jumper-with-time-machine.

Problem: Find a Stargate. [Big Grin]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Or a 1960s Police telephone box (HE SAID WITH CURRENT RELEVENCE POINTS!)

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :

My favorite time machine ever.

Fits on your belt too.

Posted by HerbShrump (Member # 1230) on :

I told you to look on Ebay!

Time Machine sold on Ebay for $647.59

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
My favorite time machine ever.

Fits on your belt too.

Yeah, but if it comes with that annoying brat, I'll pass. [Wink]

quote:
Originally posted by HerbShrump:
My Uncle Rico bought one on Ebay. You could try there...

Ah, but after your uncle Rico travels back millions of years and is eaten by a T-Rex and his time machine is swallowed up by a nearby tar-pit for thousands of years, untill my father discovers it in the year 2073 and travels back in time to 1972 to buy some expensive old comic books for cover price, where he meets my mom, I'm concieved and the time machine is left to me after my father is(ironically enough) run over by the tour bus for the classic rock band T-Rex.

When I turned 18, I discovered how to use the time machine and went forward to just before the auction for the Time Machine ended, contacted Ebay and told them the machine was stolen and the auction was pulled: the seller- "DanielsNX01" is banned.

So, your uncle never bought a time machine on Ebay and will not be eaten by a T-Rex.
(you're welcome)

How I was concieved if my dad's from the future and has no time machine is a plot hole we'll gloss over in favor of big explosions and a romantic subplot....leaving room for a sequel, of course.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I'm pretty sure it just shocked him in the crotch.

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

I just fell off my chair laughing. (Ok, figuratively speaking [Wink]

)

Great story, Jason!

I can't believe I just said that... [Razz]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Heheheh good story Jason - sounds like it could be a plot to a Red Dwarf episode! [Big Grin]

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

It helps if you think of Cornfed (from Duckman) twelling the story in his long run-on-sentence way.