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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane: [QB] Ok, so Joe Schmoe doesn't like the way his robust and out-going friend Gregor is always pushing around the smaller and weaker Akbar and drinking all of Akbar's beer whenever the game is on. So he gives Akbar's neighbor, Fat Tony, 25 grand, three red apples and a crate of Stinger missile launchers to take care of it. Fat Tony, passes much of this (minus his percentage of course) to Akbar's even smaller roomate, Jimmy-Skinny-Legs. Jimmy-Skinny-Legs starts standing up for Akbar and even knocks Gregor on his ass a couple of times. This of course has had a rather harsh effect on the allready sparse furnishings of Akbar's apartment. Now independent of all this, Gregor is hitting on some tough times (and besides, the cab fare is killing him) so he just stops coming over for game day. Now Akbar is thankful, and being kind of tired of all this conflict, when Jimmy-Skinny-Legs opines that Akbar sign the lease over, Akbar really isn't in a position to disagree. Some time later, Jimmy-Skinny-Legs takes up a beef with Joe Schmoe (A serious political disagreement) and fucks up his really nice Ethan-Allen Armoire. Joe Schmoe gets all pissed, and decides that Jimmy-Skinny-Legs is gonna pay up and goes over to Akbar's place and starts raising hell. He insists that Jimmy's in there somewhere and starts tearing up floorboards and ripping up the tattered furniture. I don't think Joe should be held accountable for Jimmy being a jerk. Maybe Fat Tony should've told him Jimmy was psychotic. Maybe Joe should have asked more questions about it. I don't know. I just feel bad for Akbar. ps-This all gets so much more complicated with the potential destruction of all mammalian life on earth... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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