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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] [i]1. Something weird just happened......[/i] Yeah, somebody came up w/ an original contest... [i]2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?[/i] You've got it in "CD Player" mode... [i]3. Brother can you spare a dime?[/i] No, but I'll spare your ass from my boot if you turn around and leave right now... [i]4. Dammnit Jim...[/i] ...I don't know whether to spell it "dammit" or "damn it"! [i]5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"[/i] ...said Ash to Professor "Hard as an" Oak on the new adult spinoff of a favorite children's show, [i]Pornémon[/i]. [i]6. Kitty Liter[/i] Not quite the same as a Kitty Quart, eh? [i]7. broomrape[/i] Things done "in the closet". [i]8. enuresis[/i] teacher: "Johnny, use this word in a sentence: enuresis." Johnny: "When I traded part of my lunch today, I told Sam 'I want your candy bar enuresis peanut-butter cup.'" [i]9. Macintosh[/i] Same to you! [i]10. Spread Eagle[/i] You first... [i]11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.[/i] Neo-Nazis. my reasoning: anti- == "against" -dis- == "insult" -est- == Latin for "is" -abl- == like "able" -ish- == "kinda like" -ment- == from "mentality" -arianism == "Aryanism" So, it's people who are opposed to allowing insults toward Aryanists. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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