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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PsyLiam: [QB] You know, it's much easier to be funny when you're not trying to be. Forcing people to be amusing usually results in a lot of clever plays on words, but little actual humour. So this time, I am goign to make no effort, and just use rude words in an attempt to be big and hard. [i]1. Something weird just happened......[/i] Fucked if I know what it was though. [i]2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?[/i] Because you're a donkey-raping shit-eater? [i]3. Brother can you spare a dime?[/i] No, because you are homeless scum who will spend it on booze. Go and get washed, get a job, and stop making me feel like shit for actually having a normal life. [i]4. Dammnit Jim...[/i] I got my fecking arse stuck in the toilet again. [i]5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"[/i] Well, In Pokemon Yellow he is, because he now learns Thunderbolt at level 25, which is quite a powerful attack. And he's cute and adorable. Still, he's obviously not as good a Pokemon as Charmander, who, even though he talks like a gib girls blouse and acts like a big girls blouse, will actually evolve into a decent Pokemon, and he'll listen to you if you're actually a good trainer, and don't give away all your best Pokemon for shit reasons. GO BACK AND GET BUTTERFREE, YOU JOBER! And Pigeot. And Primeape. And I hear that after Charizard finally starts listening to you, you give HIM away too. DO YOU HAVE TUMOUR PUSS FOR BRAINS ASH? [i]6. Kitty Liter[/i] Big shiter. [i]7. broomrape[/i] What Justin does. [i]8. enuresis[/i] What Justin gets after a session of broomraping. [i]9. Macintosh[/i] What Justin is going to through at me once he reads this. [i]10. Spread Eagle[/i] Justin's favourite sexual positon. [i]11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.[/i] "Arse-biscuits". [i]Have fun![/i] I had more fun the time I accidently got my bollocks stuck in a dogs mouth. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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