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I think it was explained the tick secreted a substance which coagulated blood, and she got an overdose which brought her blood pressure to such a high level she burst. MMM...Fruit Gushers. It sort of like what happens when a mosquito bites you, but on an extreme level.
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I think it made people explode in direct proportion to how much of a total bitch they are...it's amazing that girl did not take out the whole city.
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Teh PW
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well to make sure this stays up on top (because eventually someone who actually isnt a bot will want to join... i hope). perhaps instructions on how to join, after verfying your not a fucking spambot...?
Teh PW
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there's like 32 guests on the main page. all they all bots? NM. i forgot that i liked my xmas thread on facebook... and since i recently friended like a billion people (mostly navy associates)...
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So...it's your fault! (guys, get the torches, I'll tie him to the stake)
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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is there any way to fortify the internet tubes? the series of tubes that leads to this site?
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Maybe? I don't know, to be honest. Not sure what kind of arrangements the Bearded One has in place...
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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no intertube fortification holds against the continuous erosive force of one billion dungeoned Chinese hacking away at it, like water in time eclipses even the mightiest rock
be water, my friend
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