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Baloo
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How do crazy people go through the forest?: They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?: You boil the hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?: Damn!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?: Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?: A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?: Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?: Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?: Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?: Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?: Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?: A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?: They have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?: It scares the hell out of the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?: Sanka
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?: The location of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?: A bad golfer goes, whack, damn! A bad skydiver goes damn, whack!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?: Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?: Tame way, unique up on it.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.