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SCSImperium
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First of all I would like to say thanks to all of you for urging me to come and brighten your blue-shaded forum. I'm glad that all of you have seen the light of SCSI's brand of absolute dictatorship, which currently presides over several prominant Trek UBBs, and that .....

What? What is that you say? You've never heard of me? You've never heard of the SCSI Imperium. Well, either welcome me now or take a room at the goulag ...

{Violently pounds fist on the table}
{pause}
{looks puzzled}

Where was I? Oh, yes, this is my coronation, no? Where's my crown? My septer, my 20 pips to pin to my chest so I can declare absolute sovereignty over all of you. Ah yes, I will add Flare to my Empire, including TOP, FedHQ, and Legate Damar's UBB.

One of you mod or admin people, direct me to my throne ...

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*directs him to throne*

Have a seat.

*walks away*

*takes out remote control*

*presses button*

BOOOM!!!!

*puts remote control away*

*walks away whistling*

PS: I'm just an assassin. Just doing my job. Thank you very much. :-)

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited August 08, 2000).]


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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I use Firewire.

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"I love you all. Now shut up. Danke." - Simon Sizer


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SCSImperium
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{PA system comes on with a deep, Orson Wellsish voice}

"That was only a dummy. This is the real SCSI. He was trying to test to see if there was any *ahem* resistance still going on over on your neck of the woods. Apparently, hostile action appears necessary}

{PA system clicks off}
{Windows begin to vibrate, and within a few seconds, the whole building is shaking.}
{Our assasin assasin slowly turns around towards a large Bay Window, as dramatic music plays.}
{PA system comes back on}

"Now, Mr. Assasin, what you see outside is a SCannonSI. Aimed at you. Now, I'll give you a brief chance to start running. Your time, which we will not disclose for purposes of suspense, begins ... NOW"

{Cannon begins making a "whizzing" sound as it powers up}

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Ah, the arrogance of the young...

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw


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Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball
astronauts gotta get paid
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I hate it when people roleplay to their Username. You don't see me popping up out of nowhere and yelling:

"Autobots! Decepticon Alert! Boo-yah! Sniggly-Wiggly"

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.



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Mucus
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Bah! SCSI.....who has that kinda money? Give me my nice and affordable EIDI 7200 rpm Maxtor hard drive and I'm happy enough

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Lori, you lack...subtlety. You came from a military family; I knew both your parents very well. They thought in black and white. You think in black and white. No
shades of grey whatsoever...and diplomacy is all shades of grey. - Star Trek: The Lost Years

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbour’s throat without having his neighbour notice it. – Trygve Lie


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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UM: Probably a good thing too, otherwise everytime you got into a conversation you'd shout out "I can't deal with that now." And then act stupid for an hour.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy


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Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball
astronauts gotta get paid
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Yeah, good thing.

What the hell's a psyliam anyway? Think you're some kinda telepath?

"Ooh, look at me, I'm psychic? I'm Liam...put them together what do you get? PsyLiam...ooohhh."

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.



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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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*raises eyebrow*

I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you, sir, but you do need to know one thing... my name is LOA and I'm the almighty Queen of Pleh... yes, that's right... I'm the royalty around here, and the ONLY person that will ever occupy a throne. Except Charles. But even then, that's only if he asks

So anyway... nice to meet you, hope to see ya around, but stay out of my throne

~LOA

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No, you CAN'T see my picture!


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, scuzzy man, you can have the throne over there if you want. But, be careful. If you don't jiggle the handle just right, it backs up when you flush...

Y'know, I would say that Liam's name is based off the Psyduck from Pokémon, but I thought Liam got into the Pokémon thing after picking that name...

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Well, at least it's an entrance.

Welcome at any rate....

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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns


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The359
The bitch is back
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Gee...wonder what kinda entrance you guys could come up with for my nick...

"Look at me. I am THE number. And it's not any particular number, it's the number 359! Yes! 359! Not 358 or 360, but 359! That makes me The359! That's why I'm special!"

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage


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Amadeus
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Scsi, Scsi, Scsi.
Another omega project refugee. That thing better start up again...this place is pretty boring.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I am Become Dave, Accountant of Worlds.

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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.


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