------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
quote:1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
[This message has been edited by AndrewR (edited March 31, 2001).]
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