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Charles Capps
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It is noted and stupid.
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You... all.. have... WAY.. too... much.. time... on.. your.. hands....
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Is that an official statement in your defense, Charles? A reminder that You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Law.

And now that you have said it, we will be sure to use it against ya. You'd best be listenin' to your "inexperienced public defenders" ....

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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That sounded like an accusation to me. May I remind CC that he is on trial here? Defense and jury will therefore ignore his last remark.

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MsChris
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*rubs chin*

Hmmmm......

*makes mental note of the dots between each of Mr.Capps' words. Inconsistant! Shows signs of instability - must consider a mental evaluation.*

Hmmm...Wha-What? Too much time? Whatever gives you that impression?

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OH!!! I wanna be one of those judges from the movie 'Judge Dread!' I get to wear that funky costume, PLUS I get to be judge, jury, AND executioner.

MIB: You are charged with making extensive changes to this forum without warning! The sentence is 5 years in prison. How do you plead?

CC: Not guilty!!!

MIB: I knew you'd say that.

LOL

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The_Tom
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If I may pass word on to Lee, I've found sheep to be quite uncooperative unless you tell them "the password". In your best Attenborough voice, stand before them and recite:

Baaa Ram Ewe!
Baaa Ram Ewe!
To your flock, to your fleece, to your clan be true!
Sheep be true!
Baaa Ram Ewe!

Well, it worked in the movie...

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Daniel
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Oh my, I just saw this thread. Eesh, and I installed myself as an assisting justice quite without following procedure in the other one. Good Lord, I seem to be going about things all wrong today for some reason. Well, I hereby officialy censure myself for flouting the conventions of Flare as previously ordained by the Honorable MsChris. *humbly apologetic* MsChris, do with me as you please.

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