Judge, if it please the court, I request that we recess until such time as this case can be taken at least a bit more seriously..... at that time we can make a new thread and start this thing over.
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*sighs, a long and suffering sigh, the sigh one uses when one realizes that the people in school one has just escaped from aren't the ONLY annoyingly silly ones out there*
Sounds like a good idea to me. MsChris?
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With the legions of Judge Dredds dead, some of CC's sheep dead and a small army of Star Trek red-neck...erm...shirts about to break into the courthouse, MsChris and Daniel decided to evacuate their main base...uhh...courtroom in downtown Flare taking CC and his sheep along in shackals. They are now continuing the trail at some unknown destination where they will not be bothered.
Meanwhile the Star Trek red-shirts have broken into the courtroom to find that it is empty. They are now mounting a search and rescue mission for CC. Thats right. Storm troopers are to Darth Vader in the same way that Judge Dredds and red-shirts are to CC, but the court doesn't know this so shhhhhhhh!!!! What? Did you honestly think that CC was gonna take over the world with an army of sheep? hehe.
Meanwhile, on Tatooine, Han Solo just rescued Princess Liea from the evil Boba Fett. Afterwards there is a long kiss. Han layed Liea on her back and slipped her skirt off. Her skin was milky smooth. Liea said to Han in a seductive voice, "Take me." Solo then proceeded to.......
*A phaser shot is heard along with the sound of a body falling to the ground
Red-shirt #1: Damn narrators allways stray from the point of the story. MOVING ON!!!!!
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Well, the bailiffs are gonna get really confused calling Young Krenim, Old Krenim, Young Psycho Krenim, Old Psycho Krenim, Young Old Psycho Sane Krenim, etc. to the stand. . .
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Well, I think the group of Star Trek red-shirts captured the courthouse. Of course, 4747 of them died in the process, but the courthouse is in red-shirt custody.
Currently, an odd ritual is taking place whereby the spirit of MIB is trying to resurrect his body.
MsChris and the jury escaped through the fire exit while the prosecuting and defense attorneys made to the elevator station and shimmied down the support cables.
The spectators in the audience were taken hostage, and are having their body hair ritually shaved off by the Red-shirts until their demands are met.
Walker, Texas Ranger, has been called in from Dallas since he has expertise in courthouse hostage situations. The women from Baywatch are coming in to perform CPR on whatever hostages need it. Currently, JeffKardde is pretending to have trouble breathing and Fabrux is gawking at the vast sea of red spandex.
Infinity is still in the courthouse somewhere no doubt planning a demostration against the evil United States influence in the world. This will likely involve Cheetos and Silly String.
PORNE (People Obviously Resentful of the New Enterprise) are staging a protest outside the courthouse requesting that Enterprise be canceled, Berman and Braga be executed, Okuda installed as President, fur is murder, and all the political prisoners freed.
Charles and Jubilee are in the courthouse annex across the street. They're hiding in a janitor's closet "comforting" each other until the crisis is over.
First of Two is at the Command Center preparing a rescue team to go into the courthouse and liberate it from the Red-Shirts, MIB, and Infinity. The current plan involves lots of guns, whips, chains, and a very sadistic dominatrix.
LOA is modeling her newest line of exotic swimwear. TSN is the photographer, and a large crowd of observers has gathered around her asking for autographs and pictures. Two people were beaten up by her bodyguards when they made an offensive proposition involving chocolate syrup.
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