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Lee et Liam: My brain must have been affected by the thread, 'cause I don't see the pun, either... Infinity said "what's up", and the responses were "I'm super" and "I couldn't be better"... I mean, if there had been an erection joke in there somewhere, I would have understood, but... *shrug*
Actually, that last post by Infinity is beyond my understanding, too. Is it just me? Am I getting senile at age 20?
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I think that we should hold off on sexual intimacy on the forums for everyone, cuz even if it is heterosexual, it could be with some very beastly woman of who even the thought makes me throw up *cough* Biance*cough* (The one from Destiny's child) So as a personal favour to me, I ask that people limit themselves when discussing their sexual lives. By that I mean, you can just leave it at "If you know what I mean *wink, wink*" Instead of going into all of the details. Ofcourse if someone requests details, you are at your own discretion to post them or not, and I will not mind. Again, I'm not imposing any rules, cuz I'm not an authority, I'm just asking nicely.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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That just SCREAMS for me to extragraphically describe exactly what I'm going to be doing to & with my girlfriend in 2� weeks. Techniques, speeds, diagrams, charts, colorful metapho(u)rs....
On the other hand, maybe I SHOULD. Some'a you sad fucks might learn somethin'. Ha.
-------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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*sigh* Tim, Tim, Tim. . . We were quoting lines from Big Gay Al's song "I'm Super" from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
And I resent the assertion that I was bragging. All I did was say I had sex on a tumble dryer! It was done for ironic humourous effect. I could have been making it up for all you knew. I wasn't, I really DID have sex on a tumble dryer (it was kinda uncomfortable, we ended up on the floor), but that's not the point! Bragging? You ain't seen nothing yet!
And you don't see my bragging that I've got a new hair cut, do you? So you stop now.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Man.. *pokes Lee* Infinity would have loved that big joke of a thread you and I put together that one time. Maybe I should have Charles bring it up out of the archives just to scare the bejezesus out of him.
And Charles didn't brag that much when we started dating.... it was when our relationship got more serious. And now he doesn't brag at all. Hmmf.
-------------------- 'Your spirit will always be the light that guides me... that guides me forever...' - Whispers
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I see people aren't too keen on doing others a simple favour. As to Beyonce, I didn't know, but I should have figured, cuz that's almost how Beyotch is spelt
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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I haven't talked about a single gay sexual experience I've had since you asked Infinity. I don't know what else I can do.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Actually I was reffering to Shik and his overwhelming desire to do it in spite, but thank you for your consideration, it is appreciated.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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(The one from Destiny's child)
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