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MIB
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You're right. It wasn't. That really hurt! It's a good thing I ordered MANY clones of myself from Clones R Us back during the Capps trials.

Me #2: That's right. Most of our clones are spread out and you'll never find them. Once you kill me or him another will simply take his place.

Me #3: Yep. That's right!


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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*releases genetically engineered virus targeted to MIB's DNA*

Luckily, I prepared for just such an eventuality.

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"


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MIB
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oh shit. *All the MIBs start donning biological azard suits.*

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Siegfried
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Oh. Great. Now we have Omega with biological weapons and countless MIB clones running around. Not to mention that Castration-Fun Liz (tm) is still running around somewhere.

I'm bailing out of this thread. Let me know when the insanity drops back down to much more acceptable level.


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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Insanity? Dropping? Acceptable level?

This is Flare, you know. Those things do not mix.


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MIB
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A dozen MIBs in unison: Evil_lord has got a point, man.
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Siegfried
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As I said, I'll be waiting outside until MIB becomes one with himself and the insanity level returns to normal.
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Da_bang80
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won't all his clones all die like the ones in that beer commercial?

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Omega: You've gotta leave a few of us intact, if only as your personal playthings.

Someone's getting dirty....

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
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First of Two
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All clones eventually melt. Ask Ben Reilly.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*pouts, sighs, and puts the whips and chains away*

I guess all I really need are the nukes.

*launches a bunch of rockets at all the MIB clones*

Look, MIB. Here's the thing. Listen closely now, I'm ONLY going to say this once, then Liz and I are going to castrate you with a dull spork.

When you are being killed in a thread, that means you're TAKING THINGS TOO FAR. When people want to kill you, this is NOT a good thing. Want to kill == BAD. Therefore, when someone starts threatening to kill you, it's time for you to SHUT UP and STOP THE ANNOYING SHIT YOU'RE DOING. Comprende? Capsice? Do I need to state my point at the end of more grenades, MIRV's, rockets, and 3-foot knives?

Good. Then we have an understanding.

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Siegfried
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quote:
...dull spork

Jubes, isn't this a little redundant? I mean, I have yet to find a spork that cut through hot butter.


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MIB
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To Jubilicious: I'm sorry Jubilicious. It's.....just not clear to me yet.
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Siegfried
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MIB, you'll never realize just how attached you are to your testicles until two crazed women sneak into your house in the middle of the night and saw them off with a dull spork.
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LOA
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Actually, I'm a big fan of the Apple Peeler/slicer/corer.... you know... the one with the crank that does it all? Yeah........

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