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Shik
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No. The line is "Don't make me turn you into a woman with a rusty spoon."

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Cartman
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Siegfried: I trust you didn't speak from experience there

(But if you did, I wanna know all about it. LOL. LMAO. ROTFL.)

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Siegfried
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The_Evil_Lord: I assure you that my testicles are still firmly in place. ::checks:: Yep, they're still there all right.

LOA: You scare me.


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Jubilee
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Liz, I like your style.

MIB, don't make me bring out "Evil Jubes". Charles has met my evil side. It's not pretty.

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Siegfried
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Isn't pretty? You mean your evil side is Tom Arnold?
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PsyLiam
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Tom Arnold is hardly the ugliest Hollywood star you could have picked. You want someone who can frighten small children by smiling? You want someone who can make grown men cry? You want someone that will send a rabid dog running away howling?

You want Lyle Lovett. *gags*

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Er ... so wait, Jubes,

You mean all we've got to do to shut up Omega and First of Two is not to show them why Missile Defense is a bad idea, but instead to simply tell them we're going to kill them?

Hmmm.


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That won't work! I haven't shut up yet have I??
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Da_bang80
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whoa. that lyle lovett guy is gonna give me nightmares. he got a face not even a mother could love. he looks like on of those wrinkly dogs when they do that smile like thing with thir face. *Shudders*

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Lee
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Yeah, and he got to fuck Julia Roberts. But then again, who hasn't?

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Siegfried
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::raises hand:: I haven't!
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MaGiC
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Me neither unfortunately. I did try to pull Nicole Appleton ex 'all saint' in the Met bar though. I was promply asked to leave....

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First of Two
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No, no, no... If you kill me, that'll only make me mad.

And if you kill Omega, you make him a martyr... which is probably among his fondest desires.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword


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Mikey T
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Ok, this is sounding like a Flameboard thread now...but I'm not a person with power. Damn...

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Malnurtured Snay
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I didn't say we'd kill anyone, First.

I simply that, going by Jube's logic, if someone were to tell either of you to shut up or you'd be killed, you'd shut up.

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