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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Dear, sweet Liz. We cannot possibly make the LOAOA glitzy and glamourous because, to put it simply, nothing we could ever do in HTML, Flash, and Java would ever make the LOAOA as lovely a sight to behold as you.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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You forget the teen in TN who lusts for you, Liz ... ::braces for smiting ...::

*SMITE*

One is glad to be of service.

Daryus:

I actually did have a bit of a things with one redneck at work. But he got over it.

Voluntarily? I just seem to recall something about you training for a black belt in some obscure martial art...

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"


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Malnurtured Snay
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::snaps fingers::

*Deer begin raining on Tennessee*

Old Lady: "Oh my god! It's raining deer!"

Old Man: (watching TV) No, no, dear, it's 'cats and dogs' ... 'it's raining cats and dogs...'

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Thank you, Jeff. My hunter friends will be very happy.

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- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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Malnurtured Snay
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Assuming they weren't beneath one of these falling deer, of course.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Go Ahead, come and get me, Lizzie!!!!

Remember that Assassins are very stealthy people. That means you'll never get me!!! *nyah nyah*



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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Even if Liz did drive someone to drinking, she'd probably get in an accident on the way...

Sorry. :-)


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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An accident involving hitting a dear, no less.

No, wait, that's Jeff.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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ah yes.. finally a sport that combines duck hunting and deer hunting..
i could imagine the hunters salivating as they leveled their guns at those bucks in the sky.

[ October 16, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]



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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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*actually reads thread*

In order:

1/ Omega fancies someone who is 6 years older than him. I am 5 years older than him (I believe, since I've just had my 22nd birthday). JeffK is 6 years older than him. Omega fancies a bit of Jeff's arse.

2/ I do not ever recall saying "Please hold me". For that matter, I can't remember when Wiggum said "Please hold me" either. I am a comedy genius. Omega fancies a bit of Jeff's pork sword.

3/ Simon is unhappy. Perhaps he has realised that the Vic & Bob version of I'm a Believer, while the best, will never be played in his country. Perhaps he has realised that, being only 21, there's no way Omega can fancy him. Perhaps he is filled with a directionless rage that causes him to lash-out at random mammels. Whatever it is, we can only hope he gets over it soon. Omega has embraced soddomy because of Jeff.

That about cover it?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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You forgot to embrace the image of deer falling out of the sky around an elderly couples home.. and the salivation of bloodlusting people with shotguns in the area

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