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cptmkb
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I did it.. In a dark corner of a big scary TrekBBS, i was slumming there, trying to post some to increase my rank there. The I saw it.. a new thread by Major Barcalow, patron saint of the mentally disabled.

It was called 'The Exselsior'
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My favorite ship is the Exselsior (sic). I like it because it looks like it's the fastest and it looks like art decko (sic). I wanted to see more of it with Sulu. I didn't however, like Rand on it because she really looked to (sic) old and it couldn't believe it anymore. Not with her being that old.
I wrote my own stories about Sulu and the Exselsior where I explain how he got to be so important and got his picture hunged (sic sick sick!) at Starfleet Headquarters instead of Kirk. In my story I get rid of Rand and I bring back Valtane. He was killed in a really stupid episode of voyager that was written bad. (huh?) It was really garbage so in my story I said Valtane had been replaced by the Mirror universe Valtane who then got caught stealing and that's why Valtane was a liutenant (sic) in Voyager and a commander in ST VI. In my story, the real Valtane escapes from the mirror universe and becomes Sulu's first oficer (sic) again and a commander.



I revved up an appropriatly sarcastic reply and let rip.. I'll keep you updated

[ December 19, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

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MIB
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Good god. This guy is an imbicile!
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Shik
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...says the complete & total fuckwit.

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First of Two
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WHY are we carrying things back and forth between TREKBBS and here?
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Cartman
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Very interesting, but I don't think anyone here is all that interested in an inter-BBS flamewar.
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Lee
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You gotta admit, it's pretty funny though. . . and scary.

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Aban Rune
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There's a reason I only visit Trek BBS to feel better about myself.

In fairness though, one of the stories someone sent me from there was actually decently written.

This one does not sound promising seeing as it's written based on the fact that he's irritated at the writers of Voyager...

[ December 19, 2001: Message edited by: Aban Rune ]

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Charles Capps
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Now now, Mike. Don't feed the trolls, and don't find yourself being labled one...
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The359
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
Very interesting, but I don't think anyone here is all that interested in an inter-BBS flamewar.



Yeah, because we ALL know we'd kick their asses

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cptmkb
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Is the definition of trolling signing up for a shitty bulletin board for the sole purpose of making fun of its mentally disabled members?

I'd accept the name in that case

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Charles Capps
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It is noted and stupid.
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Trolling is GENERALLY considered posting something with the intention of getting people angry / provoking a response.

A troll is someone that goes trolling or is otherwise disruptive.

He's probably trolling.

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Siegfried
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Ugh. Please don't let this blow out of proportion. It's been so nice here since Sci-Art stopped their semi-annual trolling and inter-BBS flamefests. I really don't want to sift any more angry threads. I get enough of that reading the Enterprise forum.

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cptmkb
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True enough.. I oughtta keep this on the DL.. slumming at TrekBBS just got fun though..

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Aban Rune
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So which one are you? AscensionOne? Why pick on grammar and spelling when there's ever so much more to go after?

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cptmkb
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Yeah, I'm AscendantOne.

TrekBBS is a big, scary stupid place.

I'm just biding my time until I have enough posts to post in The Neutral Zone

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