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So, one day, like, there's this guy, well, he's really more like Fine Italian Kitchen Cookware. We'll call him Lagos. So, he's walking - or whatever the Fine Italian Kitchen Cookware equivalent of walking is - down the street. He happens upon an old friend of his, an old Fine American Kitchen Appliance. "Proctor?" Lagos calls out. "Proctor Silex? Is that you?" The Fine American Kitchen Appliance then like, turns and stuff. "Lagos Stina, how are you?" He asks. "Fine, but you seem to be a dingy shade of a darker grey today." Lagos replies. Proctor inspects Lagos. "Well, Lagos, it seems you are too." Lagos looks at himself in a nearby shop window. "Well, Mr. Silex, it seems you are correct. Good day to you sir." And with that, Lagos walks off.
So the point is, obviously, don't trust those dirty Italians. They're duplicitious. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Stefano Fiore. Wiener.
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That was far more about M.B. than I ever wanted to know.
Now, this guy is either:
1). A complete and total fuckwit. 2). A brilliant con-artist. 3). Both.
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quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: Do not question Simon. He is like a Neutron Star.
Does that mean he's composed of the hardest substance theorized by man? That should make Michael_T MOST gleeful.
Or perhaps Liam is merely implying that Simon is incredibly dense.
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He has achieved that which we all aspire to be having.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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If you tell him, Snay, your head will be on a stake.
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