The 2nd annual SatireWire Poetry Spam, brought to you by, of all people, SatireWire.
Let your creative juices flow and send in that spam poetry! To help, here's last year's winner.
ELECTRIGEL CREME
Brazen Teen Bitches, Take a serious look at your life. And allow me to introduce a powerful new substance from the Electri-Cellular Industry. Electrigel Creme
I wouldn't have believed it myself, But now there is a better way. There is no catch. I have to get this off my chest before I explode!!! Electrigel Creme
It's true you can earn $50,000 in the next 90 days You really can find out ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE! A university diploma is waiting for you! But no product is more effective than, Electrigel Creme
What does it do? That's right. It really really does. And that, my friend, is the bargain of a lifetime.
I am faxing a check
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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