quote:National Board Of Jeff Benson Requests $10 Billion Bailout
Baltimore, MD
Jeff Benson, president of the National Board of Jeff Benson, lobbied Congress for an unprecedented $10 billion bailout package Monday. "In order to continue providing Americans with a full range of Jeff Benson -related services, it is crucial that I receive this aid," Benson told Congress. "This relief package will not only will cover my $5,612 Visa debt, but numerous administrative costs, as well.
Ok, so I changed the name, but I don't think either Snay or the Onion will mind.
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No, he was the person in the Onion piece. I thought it was funnier with the change. I think I've had tooooooo much Dr. Pepper in the last couple of hours.
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Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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I still think you should go to Congress with a bailout package. No reason why corporations should have all the fun.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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