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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Well, and I seem to have made my first fatal mistake as a newbie at a forum. To be sure, thanks to the scolding I have recieved by God, I will never open up a closed thread again. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. ... which would be.....

How DID the pompatous of love manage to survive his fall off the towers? ... especially considering he fell twice?

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Pompatous? Pompatous!? It is Pompatus! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

*runs to the top of the Tower and (you guessed it) jumps off for the third time*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Considering Jubilee's most recent act, I think we should nominate her for being the only forum-goer to be able to swallow her own feet whole (!), according to the thread's title!

Congratulations, Jubilee!

*grumbles because he has no such latent talents*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Elim Garak
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*is very confused*

Practically every post on the former "The Interrogation of Charles Capps (Round 2)" was directed to or about CC.

Why, then, was the thread locked?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 06, 1999.]


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Charles Capps
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My Interrogations are a closed topic. Period. You want interrogations, do it to someone else.

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Siegfried
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Charles, are you by any chance upset about the long-lasting interrogation thread?

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Elim Garak
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*understands now* It's just that you said that it was because your name was not mentioned, or something similar, that I got confused. Thanks for the clarification.

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 06, 1999.]


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LOA
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*still thinks that an open interrogation of Charles should be allowed* He's just the funnest one to mess with... and besides, I think it's good for morale around here!

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*upon having needles stuck into her arm*
*ZAP!* *twitch* Doctor: "Oh... does that hurt?"

Well DUH. ~LOA, '99


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Jubilee
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Hey, don't worry guys ... I've taken the interrogation to more private circles, and one way or another will find out all we need to know...
*the sound of whips cracking and people screaming can be heard in the background*
*j/k*

What I really want to know is ... is he so sensitive about sharing that he has to close the threads that are most popular around here? ... Did they not teach him about sharing in Kindergarten?.. is that what it is? .. Or is he too scared of what we'll find out? *grin*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Shy? After NINE threads about him?

Maybe he just thinks there's nothing left to explore on him.

In public anyway.

Girls, in ya go, he's all yours!

No Monty, you can wait out here.

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-Stewart Lee


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First of Two
Better than you
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You know, for some reason, while reading these posts, the image that kept popping up in my head was of CC shooting random forum members with a supersoaker, and shouting, Worflike, "Interrogate THIS!"

Of course, this could also be because I've just watched First Contact for the tenth time. (bought the widescreen video! whee!)

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*I only SEEM Normal*


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Charles Capps
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Na, na, you're all wrong...

I stopped it 'cause it got WAY off the topic! *LOLOL* I need ego boosts! :-P

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Siegfried
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You want an ego boost? Here's your ego boost!

You are a very intelligent and resourceful man. Add to that your charisma, charm, and dashing good looks and it's obvious to see why all the ladies of the forum want your hot body! Go Charles! Go Charles! Go Charles!

Wow. I love my allergy medication!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jubilee
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*has decided not to post about how badly she wants Charles, and his body*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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Jubilee
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*looks up*
Oh.. well what do you know... I just did.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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