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Methinks the Nix doth protest too much. Seems to me he's trying to avoid the true calling of his heart, which is to hitch his wagon to the Man Train.
And, if we're gonna be rounding up, I gues we can conclusively state that Liam hasn't been with a woman for, like, thirty years. 8)
Of course, I'm nearing the point of desperation, so my only requirments now are approximately my age and breathing. Everything else is negotiatable. This boy must go!
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once i gave up the age requirement is when i made my biggest victories (and most spectacular failures)
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I would like to reiterate a previous lamentation of mine: "Why must I suck so incredibly much?". I won't go into detail, but I have my reasons for repeating said grievance at this time.
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Lee: I'll have you know that I have been with every woman throughout all of time. Twice.
And could someone else come up with a line for Tim's blatent double-entendre there? The best I can do is some sort of comment about how he must have a really flexible back.
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quote:Originally posted by TSN: I would like to reiterate a previous lamentation of mine: "Why must I suck so incredibly much?". I won't go into detail, but I have my reasons for repeating said grievance at this time.
OK, I'll, er, bite. Because his cellmate, Moose, says so. 8)
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once i gave up the age requirement is when i made my biggest victories
Oh, please tell me that it's the UPPER limit that you gave up?
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If he's defining "biggest" literally, I'd guess so...
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Well, I was with one woman twice this morning. And that's two of MINE, not just two of hers.
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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