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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

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Is it true that you look down on waterlogged Morrissey masks?

Have you still got my photogenic beetle?

Don't vapourise silvery-grey copper wires - resist first-edition dobermann pinschers!

It's said that REM and Godzilla sometimes poke and prod each other.

You are the most fabulous Glaswegian. Goodbye!

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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You get weirder and weirder. Did you shave?

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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Its a little known fact that CC's beard contains his control band.. if removed.. well this is only the beginning of the havoc..

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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A lack of those "pretty bottomed" sheep, I'd imagine.

No beard and sheep butt make Charles something something.

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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...go crazy?

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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I can understand Mikie not being used to Charles being weird, but you two should be used to it by now.

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Sparky::
Think!
Question Authority, Authoritatively.
“Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.”
EMSparks

Shalamar:
To save face, keep lower half shut.

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EdipisReks
Ex-Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Solommagnus de Pym:
No beard and sheep butt make Charles something something.

nibble naussicans?

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StarFire
Member
Member # 748

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You call this weird? This is nothing. [Razz]

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Are we having fun yet?

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Someone get him to hospital, he's ingested too my css....

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
Member # 49

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Is this a polymath which I see before me, the apricot toward my jackrabbit? Come, let me enhance thee.

About this time of night, I like to find considerable amusement in an eagle.

I'm a level 5 Sea urchin, in motorbike-world! I've got a magic golfball and everything!

I may have the salt-and-vinegar crisp of a polka-dotted and frivolous rat, but I have the mountain goat and vinegar-sprinkler of a kebab.

To accidentally have impure thoughts about a memo, or not to accidentally have impure thoughts about a memo, that is the question!

I'm sorry, but I have to touch my dolly mixture.

~LOA

PS~ Watch out for those ready-salted magnets! They might write a fanzine about you!

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"You are anal twattypoo who has ruined my good mood" PsyLiam to TSN May 01,2006.

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EdipisReks
Ex-Member

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i had a fanzine once. stangely, it went away after i saw a doctor. i think i'll sue.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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My alcoholic fruitjuice drink lack intestines!

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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Green.....becomes brown....