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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Well, if you'll buy him, sure, he has a mind condition.

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Elim Garak
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What kind of mind condition?

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monkeyboy
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One TSN, slightly used with a few bumps and bruises. Any takers? .50$ going once going twice.

This line is withdrawn. Next item. Cat o nine tail to do some whipping and getting a real interagation going.

Ant the TSN station was sold last month to ESPN and CTV sports so they beat cha to it.

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Aethelwer
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The mind condition? Erm, well, sometimes he can be illogical and stubborn...does that count?

And I'm auctioning off TSN, not you, monkeyboy. Of course, you can buy him if you like...only $0.50...

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Jeff Raven
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Hmmmmm
I could use his corny jokes to enhance mine...
But does he come with a mute button when he starts to sing?


Question....TSN, Why are you always offline on ICQ? What are you doing behind there eh?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*no-one notices that he was put in the carbonite just as he was grabbing his phaser to shoot Liam for that millennium crack*

*is able to slowly pull the trigger and burn his way out of the carbonite*

Woo-hoo! I'm free!

*shoots Liam w/ phaser at setting 16*

*shoots Jordan w/ phaser at setting 32*

Alright, this thing's got sixteen more settings! Anyone else wanna say anything?!

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Baloo
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[Voice quavers from behind an Eka-platinum/transmodium barrier:]

"Yes"

DUCK!!!

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Jeff Raven
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I once met a doctor who looked like a duck...I could tell right away that he was a quack...

ba-ba bing!

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Enters the thread sporting a rather large Bullseye tattooed to his chest and a large sign saying "HIT ME HERE"!!!

BTW: what happens at settings 17-32 anyways?

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First of Two
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I think those are settings "defrost" through "puree."

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Siegfried
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Duranium? Carbonite? Corny jokes? Mute buttons? Phaser levels 17 through 32? I think this just may be the kinkiest interrogation thread yet.

*walks over to where Tim was once hanging upside down and picks up the loose change*

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The Excalibur
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0.40 Cents. (I need a new target for target practice)

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PsyLiam
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Settings 17-32 are the original 16 settings moved up. This phaser just has 16 lower settings, including...

setting 12: slight limp

setting 9: chesty cough

setting 5: feeling a bit tired

setting 4: just not in the mood

setting 1: itchy backside.

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TSN
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Hm... Actually, the phaser has three emitters, so settings 1-16 are normal, 17-32 are like getting hit by a phaser at 16 and another at 1-16, and 33-48 are like getting hit by two phasers at 16 and one at 1-16.

But I think Liam's method works, too... :-)

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Jubilee
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Is he still up for auction?? I have a lawn that needs fertilizing, and I heard that chopped up pieces of TSN scattered around worked well...... Um......

*looks* Oops! didn't mean to type that outloud...

Anyways, You guys are forgetting a few phaser settings!
Extra Tasty Crispy, Shake N Bake, Lightly toast, Scorch, Instant breakfast, and My personal favorite, "Slow, painful, agonizing death".

*points phaser at TSN* Now .. I'm only going to ask nicely one more time...
I WANT MY CLOTHES BACK! *shivers*

*mutters about men stealing her clothing and laminating it*

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