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Ultra Sphagnum, I thought you were one of them pigs in that painting, with the top hats and tuxedos, eating dollar-bills from a trough? Man I want to see that painting again but the internet is a harsh mistress...
Manticore: "Though I've never been drunk. Just like the taste."
If you swallow alcohol, you get drunk. No person on this planet excluded. Even if you drink a teaspoon it gets out in your system, whether you notice it or not. Now lighter fluid, that's another beast entirely. I sniff that one by the cans. Hell I was Superman.
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"Wait, were you meaning that double entendre or not?"
With Omega, you could always be 100% certain what he meant. But no longer. First that Viagra prank, now this. It is infernally frightening.
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"American" is a race as long as the little people in my magic box continue to say things like "I'm American".
quote:Originally posted by Nim the Fanciful: If you swallow alcohol, you get drunk. No person on this planet excluded.
Not according to the definition of "drunk" used by, well, everyone I've ever met, where it means "advanced state of inebriation". No-one would claim to be drunk after eating a chocolate liquer.
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quote: Not according to the definition of "drunk" used by, well, everyone I've ever met, where it means "advanced state of inebriation". No-one would claim to be drunk after eating a chocolate liquer.
Well, they could claim to be. They just wouldn't be right. It was my last day at school on Friday. I can now catagorically state that mixing the grape and the grain is an extremely bad idea. Although much of the grain part was free courtesy of my teachers so I can't really complain.
-------------------- "I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw
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"No-one would claim to be drunk after eating a chocolate liquer."
No but it goes into your system, and even alcoholically-flavored vanilla ice cream can show up on a police breath-test.
What I meant was that no one is immune, and Manticore simply hasn't been drinking the right way in order to get "lickered". Give me a sombrero, a case of "ol' snake tongue" and a looping tape of Sweet's 'Action', I'll straighten him out.
Because, you know, everybody needs a piece of the action, sort of a main attraction, if you will. Yep, what Manticore needs is satisfaction guaranteed, and no amount of Bud, Coors, Miller or whatever other girlybeer they serve over there will manage to take him to lalaland.
I've had three Long Island Iced Teas in a row without passing out or borphing, but I think I could say that I felt it. You know. Kinda. In my pinky toe. Because I'm a man's man. Hombre. Aroo.
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I have a low tolerance for alcohol... VERY low... and yes, there were pictures last night.
And Omega is right... most of my friends are of the Gay and Happy persuasion I don't know why.... none of them were gay when I met them... it's kinda odd, really....
However, men still suck... big time... and I'm still in the depths of despair... though there's a glimmer of hope in the future... ah, yes, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Faint, but there no less.... I'll keep you updated on that
Though I'm a bit gun shy right now - stupid boys. Last one messed my up BIG time. Grr.
Ah, well.. I must return to working now... though after last night, working is the LAST thing I want to do... instead, I just wanna sleeeeeep.............
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....and you get drunk easily! Yay you, indeed!
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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