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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Yeah, the old pre-ban underwear sure was something. Nowadays the bore is all cut down, they can't be shorter than 12" and only cops or jail guards can use those with velcro.
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Aban Rune
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Um... what?

What is pre-ban underwear?

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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You know, before the Bixby Act of '11.
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AndrewR
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I thought it ws the Freeball act of '27

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Nim
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It was conceived in response to the Teabagging clause, effectively hamstringing the tried and true practice across the board.
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Aban Rune
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Maybe it would mean more to me if I wore underwear.

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Nim
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You speak gospel, Aban, the kilt is an awesome garment. The ultimate in TB cotour.
If Hitler had worn kilts, read more books, gone to the right clubs...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Nothing like waiting four days to resurrect a thread just to reword someone else's joke...
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AndrewR
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Ohh that stings, Tim.

Do it again, it feels good.

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Siegfried
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And AndrewR's post just gave me a horrible mental image. How impolite, Andy.
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AndrewR
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HAHAH! [Smile] *fffttthhh* *ouch* *oooh* [Wink]

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Siegfried
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Whatever it is you're doing, it better not include any of the following: whips, chains, ball gags, nipple clamps, adult fan fiction, Queensryche, Brannon Braga, Netscape 4.1, monkeys, Playboy, Kobe Tai, bunsen burners, or toilet paper.
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Da_bang80
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Don't forget blind folds, electricity, needles, candle wax, forced sex roleplay fantasies, horses donkeys, sheep or hamsters.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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AndrewR
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A monkey using Netscape 4.1 to access adult fan fiction about Brannon Braga.

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Da_bang80
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A monkey and his homosexual hamster life partner using netscape 4.1 to access adult fan fiction about brannon braga in homo-erotic scenes involving whips, chains, hot wax and said hamsters third cousin. EEWW! I definately grossed myself out on that one.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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