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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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Yeah, she's more than a little chubby. But I dig nonetheless. Or maybe because of.

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"I never agreed with Jefferson once—we have fought on like seventy-five different fronts. But when all is said & all is done...Jefferson HAS beliefs; Burr has none."

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Peregrinus
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Adjectival descriptors... BRILLIANT! Why didn't I think of that. I've just been going by last names, which is embarassing because I've forgotten a couple over the years. [Razz] In my life, I have Jen Hayes (my sweetie), Jennie Wyatt, Jennifer Claiborne, Jenny Chu, Jennie Chester, Gigi Jackson ("Gigi" from her initials whilst growing up in France), Jennifer Alley, Jennifer Ford, Jenny Jones (no, not that one), and of course the two Jens whose last names I now can't remember... Time to bust out my thesaurus. I can tell you now, my sweetie is Magnificent Jen -- look it up. I prefer the American Heritage definitions...

--Jonah

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"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

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Sol System
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"Look it up?" Golly, professor.

27 Jennifers mp3 link, for those who click around blindly

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Peregrinus
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I prefer "sensei", actually. [Wink]

--Jonah

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Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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*About Shik's Pics*

BOOBIES!
Lesbian Action! *WOOT!*

Anyways. It's nice to see you again. It's been a while.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

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TSN
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I went to grade school with a Jennifer (who went by "Jenny", and later "Jenni"), and, for a while, I worked with a Jennifer (who went by "Jen").

That's pretty much it. I don't know what's wrong with all you people.

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Peregrinus
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For the record, now that I'm not rushed...

magnificent ADJECTIVE:

1. Splendid in appearance; grand.
2. Grand or noble in thought or deed; exalted.
3. Outstanding of its kind; superlative.

Now, I fully admit I'm a little biased, but I go with all three definitions. [Big Grin]

--Jonah

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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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Well, you see....we're not the size of Siam (even me, with my recent alarming trend of fattification), so women tend to flock to us & we get many with the same names. Male pattern baldness, baby. It's where it's at.

Plus (as Leah has repeatedly said), I "fuck like a porn star" & "eat pussy in an awesome way." So I've got that going for me.

Jonah: you should call your Jen "THE Jen." Or better yet, be like the Cubans when they reference Castro, but instead of saying "HIM" & motioning a beard, say "HER" & motion...I dunno, her curves. Or her tits. Whatever.

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Jason Abbadon
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So his girl is his personal communist dictator?
Whatever gets you off I guess...

So, I saw the links, saw the women and saw...er...a pic of some guy's crotch.
I could've skipped that one.

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-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Peregrinus
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I am so teling her you said that, Jason! [Big Grin]

I'm thinkin' I'll stick with Jen. Definitive article. The others get modifiers. She is... Jen... Thou shalt have no other Jen before me.

I do not have male pattern baldness. Not am I fat, or in any immediate danger of becoming so. And yet, they come to me like moths to a flame. Or something...

And I shall not comment on my prodigious m4d L33t Sex God powerz. They are a gift, and I will never use them for evil.

--Jonah

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"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
So his girl is his personal communist dictator?
Whatever gets you off I guess...

So, I saw the links, saw the women and saw...er...a pic of some guy's crotch.
I could've skipped that one.

MMMM. Personal Communist Dictator...

I must have missed the crotch shot. Lucky me [Smile]

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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OK, so is there anyone here who hasn't slept with someone named Jennifer?

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LOA
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*raises hand* I haven't!
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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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LIAR.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Need I respond?
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