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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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It finally happened.

Someone took the idea of the iBrator past a joke & into reality.

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Da_bang80
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Oh My God... And I thought things couldn't get any wierder than $6,000 mail order sex dolls...

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And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

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Mars Needs Women
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Next step, iPod powered guns.
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Ritten
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It'll make for a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Mikey T
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Woah... well this should motivate more porn to be ported to the iPod. Next up, a USB powered version for computers followed by the iFist and iHand.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
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TSN
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Not an incredibly useful product, though, is it? More of a novelty. I mean, when one is in the mental state one is normally in during the use of such a product, is one really going to care what rhythm it's vibrating in? Hardly worth the extra money for a difference you're not even going to notice.
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Mars Needs Women
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quote:
Originally posted by Mikey T:
Woah... well this should motivate more porn to be ported to the iPod. Next up, a USB powered version for computers followed by the iFist and iHand.

They do have porn that can be ported to those iPods that can play videos, the only thing is that you won't find them on itunes.
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Shik
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4-year-old Power Ranger stops burglary

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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
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quote:
Originally posted by Ritten:
It'll make for a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

100 points to Ritten!

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TSN
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Those are some pretty craptacular robbers, if they're scared off by a four-year-old in padded tights.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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TSN:
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Hardly worth the extra money for a difference yu're not even going to notice.
Un connoisseur de fp! This man speaks gospel. Man the pumps!
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Mikey T
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I got the iBrator from a friend and frankly it is worthless, hell I've had better. They should have named it iVibe but I'm sure Vibe Magazine would sue them or market their own version in XXL form.

It is funny to see people look at me taking it out and attaching it to the iPod video though.

And who the hell does SMS dating? I guess people are really getting desperate if they want to know who is in fuckable range in the club they are in. Geez...

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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Da_bang80
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Here's an interesting little news story.

High Tech Herders or $4.4 Million to analyze poop?

I think that the money would be better spent, I dunno, maybe building houses, schools, hospitals, and running water. But hey, I guess I'm not as smart as they are...

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
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Cartman
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"I got the iBrator from a friend and frankly it is worthless..."

Yes, I imagine the compatibility problems with your iPort must be a real pain.

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Shik
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A woman whose parents are charged with kidnapping her to stop her wedding testified tearfully Wednesday that they grabbed her by the hair and told her she was breaking the commandment to honor them.

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