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Mars Needs Women
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Silly Mormons.
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WizArtist II
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Since their religion was delivered to Joseph Smith from the "Angel" Moroni....

shouldn't they be called MORONS?

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"I concede to Wiz." posted February 07, 2008 09:03 PM by Ritten

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Da_bang80
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You're all aware of my stance on religion, so it would be pointless to post a reply.

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Mars Needs Women
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Joseph Smith, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum
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Shik
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A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

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"Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country..."

Intentional or not, I wonder.

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Da_bang80
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I always wondered why there were so many rich Indian doctors around. They're compensating...

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AndrewR
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Also why the country has over 1 billion people!

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Da_bang80
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Probably the reason all the other Asian countries are overpopulated as well. Those poor guys. I guess there's a reason to be glad I'm an average white guy.

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WizArtist II
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quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

And to follow THAT up...we have THIS little goody. Could one be related to the other?

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"I concede to Wiz." posted February 07, 2008 09:03 PM by Ritten

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S/he looks awful manly...

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Da_bang80
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Did anyone think to peek up her skirt? [Razz]

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Mars Needs Women
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Funny I never heard of a gender test before this...well aside from "if you show me yours I'll show you mines."
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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Da_bang80:
Did anyone think to peek up her skirt? [Razz]

Based on 'her" overall looks, I'd say the answer was a big "NO".

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Da_bang80
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That's what I thought, can't really blame them though. I wouldn't want to look under there.

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