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Sean
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I lived on Micky Dee's OJ when I was in NYC. And their fries, and milkshakes, and Big Macs...

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Mars Needs Women
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I guess they must 'whip it' into the OJ. [Razz]
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Daniel Butler
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Oooh, Sean. Bic Macs are a total rip-off. They have two 1/10lb beef patties and are more expensive than a Quarter Pounder which has 1/4lb. Plus, Big Macs only have one piece of cheese and those shitty reconstituted onions that we get freeze-dried and add water to. QtrP's have real, sliced onions and *two* pieces of cheese.

Oh, and cheeseburgers? $1.06 after tax. Double cheeseburger? $1.07.

I hate. McD's.

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Sean
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Yeah, WHoppers are better. Double Quater Pounders aren't that bad though...

I haven't seen double cheeseburgers on the menu of my McD's for a while. Strange.

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"Like any 5 year old kid will look at that rainbow coloured piece of crap and associate it with a band that they have never heard of. Really..."

So... what? You can rip off anyone's copyright, as long as you say you're targeting an audience that won't recognize it?

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Daniel Butler
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Must resist Sisqo reference...

Have no fear, however: This lawsuit is not about money, oh no. It's about holding retailers accountable.

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Sean
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My guess is that she was a little too large to fit into that particular thong, and stretched it so tight that it snapped. Thongs can't be all that resilient, given that that in most cases the how-to-wash-tag is the largest piece of fabric on the bloody thing.

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B.J.
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I work at McD's unfortunately. The toys *suck.* However, I don't recall this toy...perhaps it's not ready for distribution yet? We're still on the stupid panda-things from some kids movie.

It was a few toy cycles back. They played music when you moved their arm up. I finally managed to sneak all the ones my kids had into the trash. [Roll Eyes]
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Daniel Butler
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Sean: I am amused by your fabric size comment. However, I'm not sorry that's true of thongs [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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shikaru808
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Hear, hear...

*taps Daniels beer mug with his own*

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Sean
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Ah, to those who have actually had favourable encounters with them...
*Taps mug of root beer against Ross and Dan's*

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Shik
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Last of the Douchebag Trio, Jesse Helms, fucks off in the wee hours of the morning.

Former U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms, a North Carolina Republican who became an icon to conservatives, died Friday at age 86, the Jesse Helms Center said.

Helms once said his job was to derail the freight train of liberalism.


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Mars Needs Women
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Happy 4th of July, Senator. Hope they have firecrackers in hell.
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HopefulNebula
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Wouldn't they count as a fire hazard there?

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Sean
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Yeah, god forbid Hell burst into flames...

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