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Shik
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quote:
Originally posted by Mikey T:
I want an alien in every port!
And a tribble in every garage?

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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by HopefulNebula:
Why, Sean, I didn't know you were so kinky.
Well, I just think it would be cool to randomly stun people. And, it is always helpful to have a saftey device when tribble stuffing. [Big Grin]

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Daniel Butler
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"Oooh daddy, I been a rotten girl, stun me, stun me on setting three!!"
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Sean
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Phase pistols only have two settings. Stun and kill. It's best not to confuse them. [Wink]

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Daniel Butler
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Meh. They're phasers. I don't care if they drop the 'r.' [Razz]
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Sean
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I personally think phase pistols look more comfortable to use, compared to the dustbuster phaser, or the "phaserang"

Anyway, while the actuall article is quite serious, I find the title quite amusing.

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Sean
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Before I start to feel too weird, anyone have this happen recently?

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Daniel Butler
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I see cows all the time. Not necessarily in the *road*...and if they were, I'm sure the farmer would come get it pretty quick...
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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by HopefulNebula:
And I want a pony.
This is the internet and you are a woman- trust me, you dont want a pony.
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shikaru808
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Amen to that. *shudder*

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Sean
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As long as she doesn't join PONY, she's fine. After that, she's beyond help.

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Shik
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Annnnnnnnnnd we've got another planet in the system!

Welcome, Makemake, to the dwarf planet table!

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Daniel Butler
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I bet there are thousands of Kuiper belt objects...maybe with a von Neumann probe on one of them....;P
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Sean
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Okay, so exactly how many planets do we have now? Rather, how many count as planets? I remember Pluto was, then wasn't, then there were some mopre cold small rockballs that were, then weren't, now Makemake...

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Daniel Butler
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Eight. Makemake is a dwarf planet, as is Pluto. Dwarf planet is a different classification than planet.
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