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Jason Abbadon
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Ohhhh yes.
Imagine how much more interactive and attentive juries would be if it were their asses on the line as well as the defendant's?

I'd have the jury box rigged up for electrocution as well....
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Sean
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Swiss sausage saved.

And saddly, another great comedian has passed away. R.I.P. Bernie...

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Daniel Butler
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I didn't really enjoy Mac's comedy. Scratch that, I didn't like it at all. But it's sad when anybody dies that young.

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Shik
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Because you're weird.

Isaac Hayes is down, too, less than 24 hours after Mac. They filmed a movie together for release next year. Sam Jackson is in it, too. I'm waiting to see if he's dead tomorrow.

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Daniel Butler
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*shrug* I could demonstrate the quality of his comedy which I didn't like, but I don't know the word for the quality.

There's a thread about Hayes, over at "Another Jaffa goes to seek Kheb."

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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
*shrug* I could demonstrate the quality of his comedy which I didn't like, but I don't know the word for the quality.

I think a lot of his comedy revolved around his rather hard childhood, so to really understand it, you either had to be there, or be in/have been in a similar impoverished situation. I haven't seen much of his work either, but, yeah, it's sad. And so soon after George Carlin too.

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It was more his delivery and acting style than his actual material as a stand-up comic, none of which I've seen.

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Sean
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I bet he's still pulling lettuce out of his ass.

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Daniel Butler
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I work with a couple of people who would be that dumb, except that every minute inch of the McDonald's where I work is covered with web-enabled security cameras and the district manager likes to watch the feeds from home. When he's not sitting in his truck in the parking lot with a pair of binoculars that is.

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Sean
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Well, atleast he seems interested in keeping the restaraunt clean.

Probably a load of crap, but someone found a Bigfoot.

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Jason Abbadon
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Wow! Imagine that people that run a company called "Bigfoot expeditions" were the ones to find a dead Bigfoot!
Not a park ranger or local hunter...
Afterwards they probably won the Powerball Lottery, as long as they're able to work extremely implausable odds. [Wink]
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Sean
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Well, I'll have to catch the press conference and find out.

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Daniel Butler
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There's a bet about this at Longbets.org somewhere, that Bigfoot would be found before some-odd year. Based on...no logic, just the guy wants it to be true I think [Razz]

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Sean
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Just use a dictionary folks...

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Daniel Butler
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Engineering professors already seem to not give a crap how students spell things [Razz]

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