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Seanbaby? Ive had less homosexual sounding nicknames. Like Chickie, and Ferdi, and Seanothan. I seriously think that clip made me go blind. *shivers*
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So am I the only one here that would truthfully say that I'd use the holodeck to have rip-roaring sex with as many fabricated supermodels that the computer could program, like the shameless shallow asshole that I am?
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Well, I'm sure that thought had crossed everyone's mind, but that would be shallow... Personally, I think supermodels are too thin. I have to have a girl who eats more often than I understand a joke.
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quote:Originally posted by Dukhat: So am I the only one here that would truthfully say that I'd use the holodeck to have rip-roaring sex with as many fabricated supermodels that the computer could program, like the shameless shallow asshole that I am?
Realistically, if anyone invents a holodeck it will end up just like the internet...soon taken over by sci fi fans and the porn industry - or perhaps a combination of the two (there must be a market out there for "Ferengi Moogie Porn" )
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Yeah, the Japanese seem to be into the whole " lets take creppy to a whole 'nother level" industry. They have created several video games where the player's sole purpose was to do dirty nasty things to large breasted females in school girl outfits. Just imagine what they'd do to the holodeck. You'd need to scotch gaurd the whole thing, for easy clean-up.
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quote:Originally posted by Sean: Yeah, the Japanese seem to be into the whole " lets take creppy to a whole 'nother level" industry. They have created several video games where the player's sole purpose was to do dirty nasty things to large breasted females in school girl outfits. Just imagine what they'd do to the holodeck. You'd need to scotch gaurd the whole thing, for easy clean-up.
So it's just liek when Riker's done with it.
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"...and a sword fight with Lucy Liu in a kimono..." "Replace 'fight' with 'sex' and 'kimono' with 'nothing' and all would be set!"
So, "sword sex", then? Who are you, Fighter?
Remember my crazy lesbian roommates from 2001-2? Yeah. I came home from work early one night to find them having sex in the living room. A sword was involved. I turned around & walked to the store.
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RIker wouldn't have enough blood left in his brain to command effectively, not that he can do that already. He'd be like Barcaly with his Holodeck addiction.
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quote:Originally posted by Sean: Personally, I think supermodels are too thin.
Meat is for the Man...Bones are for the Dog.
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