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Daniel Butler
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I walked to work today. Took me 20 minutes. It cost me $0.00. [Smile]

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Sean
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You're missing an Enterprise Marathon on Sci-fi then, and air conditioning.

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Da_bang80
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Haha, I have no AC, if I want to cool off I just ride faster. Although if you ride by McDonalds with the wind just right it really makes you think twice about eating there ever again...

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Sean
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My dad just got an " EZ Pass" for his bike for the toll booths. The adhesive side, which he has attached to his wind shield, has a giant M stamped on it. I think it stands for moron, following today's events. He was driving down the highway, and his bike sputtered out. He called the dealer, they didn't know what was wrong and suggested he check the engine. After 30 minutes, he finally realized that he had run out of gas. This idiocracy is what I have to look forward to in my later age.

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Daniel Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by Da_bang80:
Haha, I have no AC, if I want to cool off I just ride faster. Although if you ride by McDonalds with the wind just right it really makes you think twice about eating there ever again...

Working there makes you think three times about it, then decide not to.

Idiocracy, eh? A good, solid word.

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Sean
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Well, stupidity is such a harsh word... [Big Grin]

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Shik
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Except that "idiocracy" is a political system: rule by the dumbest.

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shikaru808
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ahhh Lions for Lambs, ain't it true?

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Daniel Butler
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Sean: Were you looking for "idiocy" or...?

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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
My dad just got an " EZ Pass" for his bike for the toll booths. The adhesive side, which he has attached to his wind shield, has a giant M stamped on it. I think it stands for moron, following today's events. He was driving down the highway, and his bike sputtered out. He called the dealer, they didn't know what was wrong and suggested he check the engine. After 30 minutes, he finally realized that he had run out of gas. This idiocracy is what I have to look forward to in my later age.

Hmm, If your dad can't tell that hes run out of gas maybe you should think about getting him into an MSF course. And find a forum dedicated to his model of bike and have him sign up, there's a lot to be learned there.

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Sean
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He already took the saftey course, although the online forumn wouldn't be a bad idea.


"Sean: Were you looking for "idiocy"

Probably. Grammar has never been my strong point.

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Sean
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$4.32 at my local station. And, it is predicted to reach $6.00 by Labor Day

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shikaru808
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$4.079 in HI

You'd think that it'd be more expensive out in the middle of nowhere eh?

-ross

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$1.33/L or $5.027/gal if you wish. [Razz]

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Daniel Butler
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I have no idea what it is here. I haven't bought a drop of gas since September. I feel apart and distant from your suffering [Big Grin]

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