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Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.
No, tinted glasses won't d0, only body paint will be sufficient.
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quote:Originally posted by Mikey T: Especially free lesbians strippers?
As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.
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Alcohol is tasty to me. Also, getting drunk makes me happy and the life of the party, which is a change for a wallflower like me, so social drinking is really the only way I can get through social events ;P As for chemicals...man, even caffeine pills make me nauseous. I've had surgery twice (outpatient stuff - gallbladder removed, appendix removed) and both times I had to recuperate without painkillers because taking them was worse, with the dizziness and nausea on top of the pain.
*glances at the bottle of pineapple flavored rum on the counter* hmmm...coke in the fridge....
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quote:Originally posted by Mikey T: Especially free lesbians strippers?
As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.
This whole lipstick lesbian thing - myth, or what? I have no (in the real world) evidence for their existance, and I spent three years in the crowded hot bed of debauchery, depravity and inequity that is a British university.
Should I have just gotten better A levels and gone abroad?
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Not really. My family thinks I am a complete numbskull, and don't realize that she is gay, so they refer to her partners as her "roommates". She is currently single anyway. Her last one was a terrible slow dancer....also neglected to wear a bra...
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quote:Originally posted by shikaru808: But was she hot?
Not...really...she was a house painter actually. Always covered in paint & paint stripper. Still couldn't dance though.
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Maybe if you'd let her lead.
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