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Really? All the things that are wrong with the world, and a product no-one will buy that makes dog crap less squidgy is the thing that disillusions you?
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It's the one thin little mint that put Sean's Mr. Creosote over the edge.
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I bet the whole idea for this stuff came to fruition when someone sprayed some of that Dr. Scholl's freeze-away wart remover on a pile of Fido's finest work.
I love that the add suggests that in the carrying bag, you store your poop freeze, a bottle of water, maybe some snacks, and the frozen dog shit.
I know that someone in my family will probably buy this too...
At the same time yesterday, I found this. Seriously?
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Good. God. I can't decide which to freak out about more, the fact that a male eagle shat an egg, or everything else about the commercial.
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I dunno ; I think you have to give them credit. To make a hemorrhoid cream, put "anus" right in the name, and pretend it's not even there? That's definitely... something.
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I especially like the Tiddy Bear seat belt cushion.
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Daniel Butler
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quote:"First, there is the sequence where someone is shown trying to unsuccessfully impale the cap of a normal pen, which suggests not only a lack of familiarity with pens, but also the visual-spatial reasoning ability of a pot-smoking chimp."
I LOLed. That pen thing is hilarious. "Revolutionary magnetic technology!" Just like the ones on my fridge, dude...
Also, that quote illustrates what's wrong with a *hell* of a lot of infomercials for 'improved' products: They act like simple, everyday tasks any child can do are so difficult not even the most mechanically inclined individual can complete them. Insulting my intelligence isn't going to make me want to buy your crap...
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