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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by WizArtist II:
quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
Stupid women have their uses too.

Which gives humanity SOME hope for Paris Hilton right?
Well, there are some people that just need to be stupid. Like George Bush. Who will we make fun of after he leaves office? Obama speaks perfect English, Mcain...thinks he IS America...and I think Dick Cheney is running out of friends to shoot. Therefore, we need people like Paris Hilton and David Hasslehoff to do and say stupid things that make us laugh, and forget how fucked up we as a nation, and a world, really are.

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Shik
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
"Stupid women have their uses too."

Not so much stupid thirteen-year-olds, though. Or did you just enjoy prison that much?

It's never too early to steer towards the right pathways. Start training early, like Shaolin monks.

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MaGiC
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quote:
Not all of Alaska is that frigid, specially in the summer I hear. Tolerable anyway.
I bloody well hope not as I'm going there on holiday in 4 weeks.

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Sean
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Where in Alaska are you going? I just googled the mean summer temp in Alaska, and the interweb told me that the summer averages in the inland areas from July-August are between 70F and 20 or 30F.

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MaGiC
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I will be cruising the inside passage - stopping at Juneau, Sitka, Skagway, ketchikan and somewhere else I can't remember....

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Sean
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Well, then be sure to pack both a parka, and shorts, just in case. [Smile]

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Jason Abbadon
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Pack mosquito repellant.
Seriously- I hear they're the size of grackles.

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Shik
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Menfolk with beards! (And perhaps womenfolk dealing with menfolk with beards) What kind of trimmer do you use? Would you recommend it & why? I'm in great need of one--have been for many years, actually, & am finally going ahead to get one.

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My dad uses a Remington Electric Trimmer, and that seems to work well enough. My mom got him one of those mini trimmers though, for little touch-ups. It's nice and quiet, battery powered, and small. But if you have a whole beard to remove, I wouldn't recommend it.

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quote:
Originally posted by MaGiC:
I will be cruising the inside passage - stopping at Juneau, Sitka, Skagway, ketchikan and somewhere else I can't remember....

I was going to say "You should be fine. Baring any storms from the ocean." But then I went to take a look.
Juneau:

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=USAK0116


Skagway:

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=USAK0225

Sitka:

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=USAK0224


Not freezing, but not really Summer weather either.

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Shik
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
My dad uses a Remington Electric Trimmer, and that seems to work well enough. My mom got him one of those mini trimmers though, for little touch-ups. It's nice and quiet, battery powered, and small. But if you have a whole beard to remove, I wouldn't recommend it.

I'm never removing my beard. just keeping it shipshape & Bristol fashion.

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Sean
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Well, you could go to a barber, and ask his advice. If it is that out of control ( I really don't have any knowledge on the state of your facial hair though), you might want him to do the initial trim, and then get one of those smaller trimmers for maintenance. But what do I know? I've never had to shave... [Big Grin]

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MaGiC
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quote:
Originally posted by Kosh:

Not freezing, but not really Summer weather either.

Hmph *rethinks wardrobe*

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Teh PW
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean the Spoiled Youngster:
But what do I know? I've never had to shave... [Big Grin]

spoketh the boy who's

A) Nuts not dropped yet
B) Qualifies for A but still has not grown chin fuzz
C) eventually will start, since he mentioned it

or

D) Will learn to shave his sack because his current/future GF [We hope GF] likes his nades smooth...


Not that i know anything about C or D that i wish to mention, unless reallt, really drunk... or it's PT season (not that i require to shave since i 'Bike' the running portion in my old salty age)

*howls in giggles, then pauses, baffled*

what were we talking about?

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B.J.
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Viral muppets?
http://www.muppetnewsflash.com/2008/07/muppets-unleash-more-viral-videos-onto.html
I nearly hurt myself watching Beaker's "Ode to Joy"!

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