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Baloo
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(Go here to read ALL the comics: http://www.sluggy.com/

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Xentrick
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"The Necronomicon For Dummies", perhaps?

[saw a joke book-cover for that at a Con in February]


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Baloo
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*ROTFL!*

Now that oughta be a best-seller, especially for characters in [Obscure Reference Proximity Alert!] "Call of Cthulhu".

--Baloo

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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That's Necrocromicron, I think........ and don't even joke about that. That's all we need are a bunch of Dummies understanding a book that evil.... *SHUDDERS*

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Sol System
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Or a movie so funny.

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Oooh, scary.

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First of Two
Better than you
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Ai-ii! Ai-ii! Cthulhu ftaghn!

Necronomicon? Lovecraft's, or Abdul Al-hazred's? Or the older one? You know, if you stare at the writings of the old book long enough, they become legible in whatever language you can read... of course you also experience a marked drop in mental stability.

Anahl nathrac doosvaal diembhe. Phibion on. Quibbian quibbian kel. Bax quibbian.

(if you understood any of the above, you know too much.)

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Jubilee
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*the hair on the back of her neck starts prickling*

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Hey First, I'm starting to get scared.

So I'll reply: Cree Cruu Weeregos Kellif Calto Cree.

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Kosh
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BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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What the hell are you people talking about?! I feel like I've stumbled into the middle of The Lord of the Rings[/i]... *L*

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First of Two
Better than you
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You haven't seen anything yet...

Did I mention my hobbies include finding out "Things Man was not meant to know?"

Minor discoveries:

Nyaralthotep isn't so bad, once you get over the smell.

Cat's eye marbles are good for more than just playing marbles.

There's something big, old, and powerful at the bottom of Lake Erie, and it DOESN'T like being bothered.

The United Methodists don't know jack about Jumonville's ghosts, despite the fact they've run a camp there for decades.

Some folks just don't die.

Jewish vampires are NOT repulsed by a Star of David.

There are letters after 'Z,' but humans find the sounds difficult. Especially the vowels.

(One of the above is a fib. Guess.)

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Jubilee
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*shudder,shudder,shudder,shudder*

And there is happening, as we speak, a great war... the end of which will decide wether evil or good shall reign supreme.

And the ghosts living in my house have suddenly become silent. But I don't know if that's just because I've stopped listening.

Now stop scaring the forumites before I have to really scare them by casting a protection spell in here. And dont' think I won't do it.

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Baloo
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[Checks sanity.]

73? 73?!?

Hey! It was 95 just yesterday!

Alla youse guys shuddap with the spell-speak, huh?

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Diane
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What exactly IS that green smiley you've got there, Baloo?

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