Flare Sci-fi Forums
Flare Sci-Fi Forums
Topic Closed  Topic Closed
Post New Topic  New Poll  
Topic Closed  Topic Closed
my profile | directory login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Flare Sci-Fi Forums » Community » Officers' Lounge » The Interrogation of Charles Capps, Part VII: The continuing Pompatus Wars (Page 2)

  This topic comprises 7 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7   
Author Topic: The Interrogation of Charles Capps, Part VII: The continuing Pompatus Wars
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Actually, I'm quite confident it was you I whacked... But if you insist... *charges Orion in full football-tackle style* *gets out of the new dent in the floor, brushes his hands off*
*looks down at Orion firmly implanted in the ground*

*looks at Krenim* *points at Orion* He did it.

------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

 - posted      Profile for Aethelwer     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I AM PRIMUS, A GOD

FEAR MY BEARD

FIRST OF TWO, FOR RENDERING THE CREATION MATRIX INERT, I SHALL DESTROY YOU.

------------------
http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

 - posted      Profile for Krenim     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Swedish meatballs, I don't mind. Swedish meatballs shot in anger, I mind.

*Whips out his twin portable chroniton torpedo launchers and leaves First of Two nothing more than a crater*

Orion Syndicate: Ha ha!

*Blows up Orion Syndicate*

Jeff Raven: Ha ha!

*Lets Jeff live*

------------------
Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

 - posted      Profile for Elim Garak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
How merciful, Krenim, you let Jeff live.

*shoots Krenim in the back, knocking him unconscious*

*leaps and bounds over toward unconscious body and grabs twin chroniton torpedo launchers*

*points launchers at anyone in the room and lets them plea for their lives*

*trips and vapourizes himself*

Subatomic Bonds that Were Once Elim Garak: Oops!

Professional Terrorism Teacher: Let this be a lesson, boys and girls, to never play with a chroniton-based weapon. Until you have learned how to properly use it, that is.

------------------
"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on March 16, 1999.]


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Gee...you let me live... Not like you could kill me, though... Anyone who can eat the entire Shadow Fleet is a force to be reckonned with.. *urp*

------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

 - posted      Profile for Aethelwer     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Yes, that reminds me, you're going to have to pay for that so I can build a new fleet...

------------------
http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What, are you going to make me?? You and what army?!?! *LMAO ROTF*

------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

 - posted      Profile for Aethelwer     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Er...uh...this one! *summons Combaticons*

------------------
http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*swallows up the Combaticons* Mmm...tastes like pecans...with a very delicate crunch...

***Little announcement***
As we get into these little simulations and games...I'd like to make a rule, that should be noted. As a member of an Online RPG group, we hold that if a previous post contradicts what you said, then that post is the one that rules. I think the same thing should hold true here.
***Back to the Fun!***

*looks over at the Contructicons and watches them flee*

------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

 - posted      Profile for Aethelwer     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*sends Blot the Terrorcon to attack Jeff*

------------------
http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*picks up the Terrorcon* *transforms it back and forth* Hey, it isn't even mint condition! *tosses it over his shoulder*

------------------
"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

 - posted      Profile for Siegfried     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*noticed Frank has turned his attention to Jeff Raven*

Assault the Raven no more, infidel! Your argument is with me!

*blasts away at the Transformers Frank is sending in*

On a side note, shouldn't we have nicknamed this thread "The Pompatus Menace?"

------------------
"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

 - posted      Profile for Jeff Raven     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*decides to spontaneously whack Siegfried with Orion Syndicate just for the heck of it*

------------------
"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

 - posted      Profile for Aethelwer     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Darn...if Jeff had eaten Blot, he would've vomited all the Shadow ships...

*sends the Seacons to destroy Siegfried*

------------------
http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

 - posted      Profile for Siegfried     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*rubs head*

Ouch, that hurt, Jeff! I was just trying to help you! That's it! Screw you guys, I'm going home...

------------------
"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
  This topic comprises 7 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7   

Post New Topic  New Poll  
Topic Closed  Topic Closed
Open Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


© 1999-2008 Solareclipse Network.

Powered by UBB.classic™ 6.7.3