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Baloo
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On this day, 26 March 1999 at sometime this morning, my wife's daughter bave birth to twins.

Weights: 6 lbs. and 3 lbs.

Length: The smaller one is 18" (I forgot to ask how big the heavier one was).

Time of birth: sometime between 4:00 AM and noon, or maybe a little later.

Place of Birth: The hospital.

The Father and eldest son (age 3 in 2 days) are doing fine. So's the mother.

Grandma on the other hand...

--Baloo

PS: They are both boys.

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Jeff Raven
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Congratulations!

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Charles Capps
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I believe they share this birthday with Leonard Nimoy...

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First of Two
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Congrats on Rugrats


Gramps... heh...

Name 'em yet? Hope they don't go all cutesy and do the old "Same first initial" cliche... or worse, rhyme names.. ick!

*is gonna name his as-yet-not-even-possible kid "Sagan."*

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Baloo
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As far as names go, my vote is "This one" and "That one". I expect to be over-ruled, but at least if they don't like their names I can tell them it could've been worse!

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Baloo
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Names: Austin Taylor Hawkins and Dillon Andrew Hawkins.
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Saltah'na
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Congratulations on your recent expansion. I guess things are going to be a bit hectic over the next few years (especially with twins. Good luck!!)

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TSN
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Dillon? Is that even a name?

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Diane
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Congratulations Baloo! Hmm, everyone seems to be having babies these days. My chemistry teacher is due any day now, and another science teacher at my school is pregnant also pregnant with twins!

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RW
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Hey, congrats. But it must make you feel old :]

If they need advice on twins you know where to find me ;]


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The Excalibur
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enlargeing the herd, cool. Teach them to call you Baloo!!!

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Baloo
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Ja, I'm the alpha male in this pack. Sadly, I am also the Alpha Geek in this particular crowd. Ever notice you only need to know one or two things more than the other guy to appear smart? In this crowd, it's fairly easy (with regard to computers).

RW: No. Other people having children doesn't make me feel old. Should it?

--Baloo

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[This message was edited by Baloo on March 27, 1999.]


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Curry Monster
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Congrats - all the best. Just be sure you're not loaded with extra luggage every time the ladies want to go shopping! *L*.

(Hides from possible female persecution for above comment).

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AndrewR
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congratulations Baloo!

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RW
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If your wife's daughter gets children and you're about as old as your wife that must make you feel old :]

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