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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Read the text of the ad above and repeat after me:

Duh!

I discovered this bit of absurdity (appropriately enough) at http://www.absurdgallery.com/ .

--Baloo

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CONSUMER NOTICE:
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Gee, who would've thought a TV antenna would be legal in all 50 states? *hunts down the idiot who created this and smacks him/her/it*

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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I could not have been more suprised if my hat had turned into a hedgehog.....

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

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Xentrick
good to go
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Ooooooh! Futurist!
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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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No Cable Fees!!! Works like ordinary pair of "rabbit ears"!!

Sign me up!!

LOL!

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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The Excalibur
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My nephew got something like this in a flea market. It really does work like rabbit ears. They have primestar now.

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Parallax

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Of course it works like rabbit ears. It is rabbit ears, just shaped like a dish!

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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