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I knew it! I knew it! I knew Microsoft was involved with the teletubbies from day one. It wasn't just enough that they controlled so many home computers. They had to go after the most innocent people of our society. And furthermore....... shoot, I have to go now. My doctor says I have to take my pills every three hours.
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That's just great! Martha Stewart has added Bill Gates to her unholy alliance of doom! As if the Teletubbies, Barney, and Celine Dion weren't enough!
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No comment on the Celine Dion reference. I'm too tired.
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Well, look on the bright side, if they're anything like the other products Microsoft produces, chances are they'll turn blue and stop working a few minutes after kids start playing with them.
As for world domination, well, this is only a small part of the grand scheme known only as The Project.
------------------ "Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you." -Commander Riker, USS Enterprise
Nothing wrong with a good roll in the grass and a search for your special thing.
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You've seen the pernicious connection between Microspawn and the Tele-abominations, but yet you fail to recognize the third and final component in this Triumvirate of Chaos: TNT !!!
(or get rid of the billions you never use anyway and give it to, say, Africa, change your clothes, sell your 49 other houses, sell the 300 cars you don't use, change your haircut, and act normal. The former is easier)
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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You know, they really look like they're grasping something in front of them, and thrusting their hips. . . You could have a lot of fun with these! }B)
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