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The Excalibur
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There once was a woman named Jane
Whose comments were always inane
She made Tarzan mad
He kicked her out of their pad
And said to himself, What a pain.

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First of Two
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There once was a lady of Wight,
Who could travel much faster than light..
She took off one day,
In a relative way...
And returned on the previous night!

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First of Two
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Oh, heck with it... here's a REAL poem I wrote in college.


FALL

Silence.
Calm, Peace.
Thunderclap roars, splits the heavens, crash divides the sky.
A small star brightens, grows, streaks burning, smoke billows black across the blue.
A scream -- long, high-pitched, combining in its cry the sounds of pain, rage, despair.
The smell of burning feathers.
Silence.

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First of Two
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And if you liked that one, this one'll floor you. It's a Shakespearean sonnet, and one of the best poems I ever wrote. Probably because it's true.

THE LAST GOODBYE

You said your last goodbye to me that day,
And why you had to leave I did not know,
But you were boud, or so the Fates did say,
To fall among the coldness and the snow.
My deepest self first heard the siren's call
That notified the world that you'd been found,
And none, of all the forces I could draw
Could do but aught against the dreadful wound.
The brightness of the lights that lit your face
Did nothing to congeal the horrid flow
And I was forced to watch, and hold my place,
As your bright orbs did lose their living glow.
You told me that you loved me, and you cried,
I had no words to answer, and you died.


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Jubilee
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*wipes a few tears off her cheek* Wow, First....
reminds me of one i'd long forgotten...

*posts*

Death of a Friend

Today I buried my memories
And put away my love
I cannot find you here on earth
So now I look above
Or look there deep inside me
Where your emotions used to be
There's only a void now
So much, you meaned to me
I must go on without you
Though pain will never end
Yet life cannot just stop
When you bury your best friend

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There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.


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RW
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Death of a friend, special edition:

Here I am burying my friend,
'cause there he was, driving his car at 90mph into a dead end.


(just a silly poem, not meant as mockery or similar!)


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Data in "The Naked Now":

There once was a woman from Venus, whose body was shaped like a .........

Thank God Picard interrupted him, I doubt we'd like to hear the rest of it.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*reads First's first poem* Erm... Tell me if I'm interpreting this correctly... Someone's parakeet gets hit by a supersonic metorite? :-)

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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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TSN - Love the signature. *Spooky music*.

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes


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First of Two
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TSN: Um, no, but close enough.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Of the two limericks I can always remember, both poke fun at certain minorities in a way they perhaps might not enjoy, so I'll spare you. . .
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