A Modest Proposal: Winning the War in Yugoslavia.

Part 1#: Let's gather up all the back issues of National Geographic we can find anywhere and dump them on Belgrade. This should be enough accumulated mass to cause the formation of a small black hole, imploding the area and rendering the military effectively headless.
CON: The problem is, this would be a one-use weapon, although I suppose this could be overcome by using multiple magazines, like Science Digest and People together.

Part 2# Operation: "What's that Smell??" We gather all the worst trash from the cities of America and other allied countries. Then we drop THAT on 'em from low-altitude bombers. Tons of coffee grounds, used diapers, leftover escargot, flat beer, moldy bread, sour milk, used prophylactic devices... result: total chaos.
CON: This may qualify as chemical/biological warfare. I know baby poop can be as toxic as nerve gas...

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

Where do I put these babies?

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Down for Upgrade

Geezizz, grow up man. Besides, breasts women can throw over their own shoulder aren't exactly attractive.