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Daniel Butler
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With adequate 'shopping and four hours of makeup... ;P

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Ahahahahahahhahahaha.

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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
I wouldn't say that everyone is comically hypocritical. At least a very small amount of hypocrisy is probably pretty universal, of course.

And, to be fair, not every politician is comically hypocritical. I'm not suggesting that my version of the "when will they stop?" question is really what we should ask. Just that, in these cases, the hypocrisy should be more of an issue than the sex.

"Y'know if he was gonna buy a hooker, at least he should have brought a pretty hooker. This chick is fugly."

Seriously? I mean, I'll admit, I don't think she's particularly attractive. But, if she's your idea of someone whose appearance is overtly repulsive, where does that leave the rest of us? Are your standards of beauty even achievable within the physical limitations of the human form?
Well okay, she not fugly. She's more plain Jane. Also Canadians are envious.
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Sean
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"The campaign is also featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. What, Canada doesn't have any joke-worthy targets of its own?"

No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts. [Wink]

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quote:
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No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts. [Wink]
No no, when y'all cross the border the party stops, complete with record-needle-jumping-off-track sound.

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Sean
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Maybe you guys should come down here more often. Then we can get the REAL party started...

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She's ugly? Dude, i thought she was attractive (though i'd still have to be really stupid to put my lips on her snatch... uh... hmm...)

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I second the motion for this woman being teh hotness.

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Sean
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SHe is nice looking. Not the type you'd figure being a whore, if you were to see her on the street.

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Y'all some harsh muthafuckas, yo.

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I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt is offering her $1 million to pose nude in Hustler.

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That's more than she'd get from Spitzer.

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hmmm, i'd pay for a DVD of her doing ATM with whomever she gets to fuck...

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Doing it near an ATM would be kinda risky, you know, with the cameras and stuff. Or is it the way she accepts money?

He puts a large amount of cash in her mouth, and her bijingo opens up?

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Daniel Butler
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If you were anyone else, Sean, I'd think you were kidding. But it is you so I'm not 100% sure [Big Grin]

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