Topic: Cheating on tests: Spies Like Us taken to a whole new level
Shik
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"Gross?" Dude.
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Daniel Butler
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Well it is a bit gross to be squirtin' spermicide on middle schoolers' hands...
HopefulNebula: Yes, but I think the point is that the 'inside' of the building is a space, i.e., the inverse of the outside of the building. It's interesting the different ways people visualize space; it took me a minute to realize what you were saying ;P
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"Well it is a bit gross to be squirtin' spermicide on middle schoolers' hands"
High schooler's hands thank you very much. In middle school and elementary school, all we got were some poorly drawn diagrams and sheets of vocab terms. They did such a poor job of explaining it that I did not know that it was necessary to put the penis in the vagina in order for conception to take place untill I was 12. I thought that sex was actually sleeping naked in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. So much for quality education.
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Are you sure it was supposed to have the 'icide' attached?
Did they teach you how to have verbal sex? It is the safest kind you know.
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Daniel Butler
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Sean: My little brother used to think the same thing! He had a vague idea that sperm somehow crawled out of the penis, across the bed, and into the vagina under their own power.
Also, right, sorry, high school...15 and 16 year olds DO go to high school, that's right...
You also just made me laugh - you reminded me of the video they showed us in 5th grade. It was sort of a cartoon of a penis in cutaway, showing the vas deferens, prostate, etc etc...and they animated it going from flaccid to erect and then ejaculating...but they had sound effects. like a slide whistle for the erection and cartoony "shloop shloop" sounds for ejaculation. Death by laughter to a kid that age.
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We had a teacher when we got told about the nasty in school called Ms Gottabid (pronouced go-to-bed).
Vala's wrong, irony is great.
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Sound effects? In 6th grade we watched The Nine month Miracle. It was like a cartooish interactive dvd that was just funny as hell. One line I rember vividly is said by a 7 year old. " Uncle Ben, why doesn't aunt Jesse have a penis?" THe funniest thing for some reason...
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Daniel Butler
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The article says right there "According to reports, Thomas Beatie ... decided to keep his female reproductive organs." So, presumably, no penis is present.
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Well, not knowing the details of the laws that dictate how to determine someone's legal gender, I have no idea.
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And those can vary state by state. Some places you have to have the surgery before you can get legally classified as the other sex. Others require a certain amount of time spent "passing," or a certain length of hormonal treatment. Some require all of the above.
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There was a teacher in a local school district who had a sex change operation. The district had to let her go because of the trauma counsiling that the kids needed. I think he/she taught 4th grade.
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