------------------ Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to. No one. ~C. Montgomery Burns
------------------ "That is the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lions mouth and then flicking his love spuds with a wet towel". - Rimmer
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Burns: I'll form my own religion..with its own symbol. I'll use this special "K".
Smithers: I believe thats already a cereal sir..
Burns: Do people worship it??
Smithers: In a way....
------------------ Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to. No one. ~C. Montgomery Burns
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited January 10, 2000).]
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Ouch, tough one about Dave. I suppose he's my Mohammed. The greatest of the prophets (there was, afterall, others before him, namely Chad Channing, Dan Peters, Dale Crover, etc etc etc etc).
And yes, I do have that statue which I burn incest (made out of marijuania) in front of. I also have a small statue of St Chris (Cornell) in my car.
And like First said, it's really not that much sillier than most religions. Statue of Krist Novoselic, Statue of Vishnu...
------------------ "Here is another word that rhymes with shame" - Kurt Cobain Blew, Nirvana
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Oh, I like some of his solo stuff. But yes, that's mostly from the Badmotorfinger/Superunkown/Down On the Upside Soundgarden stuff. I need to go listen to those. Best music possible if you feel like killing and raping.
------------------ "Here is another word that rhymes with shame" - Kurt Cobain Blew, Nirvana
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