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Cartman
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Debugging is a pain. Obviously, even an omnipotent being can't get everything right in version One. Even though 'it', being omni-blah, could have seen all the flaws long before it even declared main(void) and fixed them. OTOH, that same omni-blahness should have garantueed the complete absence of bugs in the first place. Curious, ain't it?

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How do you define whether someone is worthy of worship?

You neither define nor worship. Why bother? Just because this entity - fictional or not - happens to be a bit higher up the ladder? I consider that a sign of low self-esteem and a *major* lack of dignity. Also, I like to do my own thinking. I don't base my decisions on some fairytale story written over 2,000 years ago.

I'll say it again: man created gods. Not vice-versa.

[ November 23, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]



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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Of course, you're assuming that what we perceive as bugs are not in fact features.
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Isn't that how Gates does it Sol.

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[ November 23, 2001: Message edited by: Grokca ]



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Grokca
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Maybe Jesus was like the difference between Win 98 and Win 98SE

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Curry Monster
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Does that make Muhammed win XP?
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Grokca
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No Muhammed is ME. We are still waiting for the second coming which is XP.

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The Book of Mormon would be Microsoft Plus!, perhaps?

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NT and its sort would have to be the polytheistic religions, I suppose?
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Omega
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No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Jesus is MacOS. Everything else is just a cheap, poorly-working immitation.

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- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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Obviously, since no-one else has that nifty reincarnation feature.

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First of Two
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God is the MCP.
I'm Tron.
End of Line.

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TSN
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And atheism/agnosticism are Linux. :-)
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Omega
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So what does the recent assimilation of Unix by MacOs X represent?

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Cartman
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Nothing, since there are a lot of Unix variants.
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